Boring Monday - Jokes...

[puppylover]

Which footballer puts concerts on in Honalulu?

Hawaiian Giggs

Which footballer is desperate to save animals?

Dan Petrescu.

which footballer is best used to cross a river?

kanu

.........I thank you and goodnight....

 

[blondie11]

long hard boring Monday

What is brown and sticky??? a stick

What do you call a penguin in the dessert? Lost

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

 

[Wayno]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick

 

[blondie11]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick

I like, will be adding this to my list of really awful jokes that make me laugh

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

Two snowmen standing talking, One say's to the other " Can you smell carrot's?"

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

Two snowmen standing talking, One say's to the other " Can you smell carrot's?"

Horendous, but still made me chuckle

 

[bigmc]

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath

 

[craig72]

I was at seve`s funeral last week and some gob****e kept shouting "get in the hole"..

 

[diver]

I met a girl in a nightclub and told her 'I'm going to have sex with you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine'.

She replied, 'Wow, let's go, it's good to find a man with such stamina these days'.

For some reason she didn't seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan.

 

[djjaycool]

These were good for an after work laugh

 

[puppylover]

Who sings with Miami Sound Machine while wearing a blue and white scarf?

Gloria Leicesterfan.

 

[djjaycool]

What is Black and White and red all over?

a penguin with a sunburn

 

[blondie11]

What is Black and White and red all over?

a penguin with a sunburn

brilliant I love penguins

 

[Wayno]

I just got an e-mail saying I could learn how to read maps backwards, I thought to myself, that must be SPAM!

 

[Robder]

Who sings with Miami Sound Machine while wearing a blue and white scarf?

Gloria Leicesterfan.

favourite.