Beaches and Beautiful Women

eurotraveller91

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So I'll be honest--I'm only going to be in Ibiza for two days, and while I'm there I want to see as many beautiful, scantily clad (or unclad... I hear that's not uncommon there?) women as possible. Judge me if you like--but are there any beaches where the ratio of beauty:amount-of-skin-covered is particularly high?
 
Make sure to check for the second hole :)

:lol: - way more swinging sausages than naked girls, to be sure ! Salinas a better bet for jet-set minimalism ?

Cala Jondal, close to the airport, usually has a healthy dose of drop-dead gorgeous girls, as do PDB, Formentera and anywhere there are Italians (with the most minimal ratio of cloth to flesh imaginable - they frown on total nudity on the whole.. a thread of rope and a pair of gold lame sandals makes all the difference :lol:).

For more natural naked beauties, Benirras and the North-East beaches are sure fire bets - but tbh this is away from exhibitionism central and it's not really right to be 'oggling' up there :roll:

but in Ibiza in July and August there are stunning beauties to be found just about anywhere. ;)
 
but When Im there, I wont be subjecting you to my huge bulk , naked.

:lol::lol::lol: - I'm not exactly Zac Effron, but I don't let that stop me .. find a private rock away from the hoardes and and enjoy Ibiza at its absolute finest - everyone deserves to have a bit of time au naturel on the Island of Dreams. There's nothing like it, anywhere !
 
Thanks for the advice and for not judging me too hard, haha. I just have another question: what percentage of women tend to be topless in Ibiza? Is it just the bold few, or is it really common?
 
Thanks for the advice and for not judging me too hard, haha. I just have another question: what percentage of women tend to be topless in Ibiza? Is it just the bold few, or is it really common?

bit depending on the beach really.
on salinas, es cavallet and also on aguas blancas beach i'd say it goes up to 50%, else much less.
 

Considerably higher % at Cala Carbo in June but much fewer in number .. (just a particularly hot day maybe? ;))

and Formentera ? .... 8)

Percentages can be misleading, no ? - 50% of the female population of Es Cavallet or Salinas in peak season is one heck of a lot of boobies if it's variety of oggling material you're looking for ? :lol:
 
Heaven knows what the female members of the forum make of all this - you never see them asking where to find the firmest toosh or the best abs, for all the time collectively spent worrying how to lose beer bellies in time for Ibiza :lol::lol::lol:
 
Yeah I'm just a wide-eyed American, how did you ever guess? :D

"Percentages can be misleading, no ? - 50% of the female population of Es Cavallet or Salinas in peak season is one heck of a lot of boobies if it's variety of oggling material you're looking for ?"

Good point--the absolute number of visible tits is more important than the percentage.

I realize this is getting sort of ridiculous but is there a best time to visit beaches if ogling women is my aim?
 
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