top 10 barcelona tips for beginners
1. if you're central, and it's a nice, clear day, get the metro to Av Tibidabo the FFCC train with the orange doors, then connect to the old tram which slowly takes you up the hill, then connect to another funicular train which takes you to the top of the mountain, where there's restaurants, a funfair, a bar called Mira Blau and one of the best city views in Europe
2. la sagrada familia - gaudi's finest - it will be tourist central but this building is next level gobsmacking (if you get a chance go to Parc Guell too)
3. the cable car across the harbour
4. the Ramblas (or La Rambla) - despite the problems its had in recent years with moroccan bandits, nigerian whores and english yobs, it remains a fascinating street with everything from human statues to pet shops to tango dancers to standup comedians to breakdancers, fire eaters, fakirs, sorcerers and basically every nationality on the planet. Along the Ramblas, the cafe de la opera serves the best hangover food known to man - churros con chocolate - a bit like doughnuts in hot chocolate. Just off the Ramblas is Plaza Real, you can't miss it through the old columns and symmetrical palm trees. there's loads of cafes around the square and a fountain in the middle. My favourite bar is called Pipa Club in one corner and you ring a buzzer and they let you in, often with live gigs inside. In another corner you have Jamboree for live music, jazz, african drum music and stuff and then next to that is the Tarantos flamenco bar (not remotely catalan but still good fun)
5. el barrio chino / el barrio gotico - el barrio chino is on the right hand sand of the ramblas as you walk down to the port - it's one of the seediest areas of town and you need to watch your pickets (scams/thieves everywhere), however it is also host to some lovely old bars with character like Bar Marsella, London Bar, Sala Apolo. The other side of the Ramblas is home to el barrio Gotico, a maze of narrow medieval streets with boutiques, cafes and museums. One of the nicest bars is Bar del Pi on Plaza del Pi, which is good for people watching and often the women get serenaded by minstrels in fancy garb playing lutes and stuff. The geese in the cathedral are worth checking out too.
6. the Nou Camp - irrespective of whether you're into football or not, you need to see the stadium and the museum as well. basically a who's who of great names from the last 100 years
7. the eixample district - going uptown from the ramblas, across the plaza catalunya, the centre of the city, moving up, you feel yourself going uphill, the eixample district on the map is a huge grid of identical sized streets and intersections with all the corners cut off. It's basically less touristy and slightly cheaper for food and drink than the tackier tourist areas. For bars/tapas, go to calle aribau, muntaner, enrique granados
8. Barceloneta - down at the port as you look to your left stretching around the harbour from the columbus statue, you will find endless restaurants serving pasta, fish etc often for under a tenner at lunch. Strong recommends.
9. Port Olimpic - beyond Barceloneta, walking along the sea, you eventually hit the beach, which is / isn't safe to swim in depending on the green/red flags. If you keep walking, you'll see the famous Frank Gehry fish torso sculpture and the two towers - that area is packed with bars/restaurants although it all goes a bit shakira-commercial in the evenings
10. the other area worth checking is Montjuic, the other hill to the south which faces Tibidabo - the 1992 olympic stadium and diving pool, (where kylie's slow video was filmed) la terrazzza open air club, the miro museum and the old pueblo espanol are all in this area. If you have the legs, you can walk up there using the open air escalators which go up the mountain from plaza espanya. Depending on when you go the big fountains may illuminate and play freddie mercury's barcelona. and everybody goes aaah.
enjoy.