Addiction - need help.

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Robder

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This is very real and becoming quite serious.

I work next to the board room where clients come in for meetings.

The back cupboard is full of biscuits which are given to the clients with their tea & coffee.

I've developed a huge addiction to these biscuits and keep sneaking in and coming out with handfuls for everyone!

A second ago, my boss was in there and I started getting really cross and climbing the walls because I couldn't gain access.

Now I've just eaten four and the cravings have vanished.

This happens morning and afternoon & biscuit levels are on the increase.

What should I do? :?
 
Obviously they've put an addictive chemical in them. This is probably somehow helpful in carrying out difficult commercial negotiations with visitors to whom these cookies are meant to be fed. 8)
 
Firstly, remember that these calories can go to one place and one place only. That growing belly of yours.

I'd recommend a 3-week 12-step detox program.

If you need something outpatient, perhaps because you want to continue to work, then you've got to go cold turkey. Try giving yourself a tiny electric shock everytime you think of these cookies. Chewing gum might also be helpful.

If things do not improve, request that you be moved to another location in the office, away from the boardroom.
 
I'll try but not sure any of the above will work.
Why doesn't anyone else in the office suffer from this?

They're all so bloody good at resisting!
 
Some of us are more prone to addiction :lol:

Buy yourself one of those tazers. A good 1000 volt jolt each time you think of one should do the trick 8)
 
Robder said:
8O So what should I do?
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STOP

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MOVE AWAY FROM THE COOKIE JAR
 
Go out and buy as much of you can of these biscuits and then absolutely gorge yourself with them. Eat as many as you can until you are sick. Once you reach this point of sickness, EAT MORE! You should now be sick enough to start spewing biscuits out the nose. Once it does come out the nose and/or mouth then eat more biscuits. Repeat 10-12 times within 1 hour. If done properly the smell or sight of such a biscuit will cause you to cringe.

Have fun! :lol: Oh, and take pictures... :P

~Jason
 
Robder said:
8O So what should I do?
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Sue the company for exposing you to addictive substances while in work. You can ask for moral damage, continous exposure to the addictive substance, persistent voluntary ignoring the employees weakness.

Have them pay your treatment, pay your salary while incapacitated for work and you're psychological treatment to quit this awfull habit.

Make them pay for it!
 
Conrado said:
Sue the company for exposing you to addictive substances while in work. You can ask for moral damage, continous exposure to the addictive substance, persistent voluntary ignoring the employees weakness.

Have them pay your treatment, pay your salary while incapacitated for work and you're psychological treatment to quit this awfull habit.

Make them pay for it!
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Unfortunately, he's in England, not the United States :lol:
 
I haven't got any addictions anymore :? :(

Hardest one to kick was eating crap/junk food :lol: Honestly! :roll:

I've done most things, anyone got any new addictions i could get onto?
 
Conrado, you ambulance chaser ;)

Robder I totally feel your pain dude, we have nasty snacks for free in our kitchen here at work and it is the WORST tempation (Cheetos are my weakness).

One thing that helps is to bring in my own healthier snacks... instead of going for the cookies I bring a little baggie of dry cereal. When the Cheetos cravings come I have skim milk string cheese in the fridge. Nothing replaces chocolate for me though unfortunately :roll:
 
j_love01 said:
Go out and buy as much of you can of these biscuits and then absolutely gorge yourself with them. Eat as many as you can until you are sick. Once you reach this point of sickness, EAT MORE! You should now be sick enough to start spewing biscuits out the nose. Once it does come out the nose and/or mouth then eat more biscuits. Repeat 10-12 times within 1 hour. If done properly the smell or sight of such a biscuit will cause you to cringe.

Have fun! :lol: Oh, and take pictures... :P

~Jason
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
 
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