According to Popbitch

[puppylover]

Danny Rampling has /or is giving up DJing for a career in cookery.

 

[Terrier]

He better change his name to Runny Dumpling then . . far more suitable.

 

[nish]

oh dear

 

[Buckley]

He better change his name to Runny Dumpling then . . far more suitable.

I liked your deadpan stuff more. Much more.

 

[Terrier]

The esteemed critics have spoken and I feel I have displeased them with my lack of cutting edge wit.

I am greatly ashamed and think a spot of no holds barred self mutilation may be in order as no close relatives are in axe swinging reach for sacrificial purposes.

Therefore currently viciously hacking away at my Kiwis with a Phillips Bodygroom . . . . a strangely therapeutic, slightly stinging yet smoothing experience.

Hope you are happy now