a man carrying an ostrich & a cat walks into a bar......

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jjinit

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as he gets the bar he says "who's round is it??"

the cat says "im not paying"

so the guy orders 3 drinks

the barman asks the man how he came by his bizarre companions

to which he replied "i met a gypsy who granted me one wish....and I asked for a long legged bird with a tight pussy!!!"
 
*Reaches for duelling glove*

Buckley : Choose your weapon JJinit. I'll stick with the rapier (wit)

Jjinit: "---------------"

Jjinit is frozen speechless with fear, but feebly proffers a copy of the Bernard Manning "Sunshine Anderson" Joke Book as his chosen hopeless defence.
 
Buckley said:
There's a reason I've returned this to the fore
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And still no-one? Leese (nee Ibizalisa), please help me out?

The way this works (for the uninitiated) is that I throw a seemingly obscure reference into a gag and someone (normally Leese - thank you my glamorous assistant) says "Huh? I don't geddit!". I then explain said reference, in a simple few words, and we all marvel at how witty and clever I am.*

Right, let's start again........

*Yes, I know this actually just me. Everyone else just thinks, someone prtetend not to know and ask the f****** question before he starts wittering on again! :lol:
 
jjinit said:
soz mate, i'll indulge you...........

:D and why's that...pray tell??
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You haven't even highlighted the bit you don't get. Right, it's my ball and I'm not playing anymore - I'm off! :twisted:
 
jjinit said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
oh how we larrrrrrrrrrrrfed!!!!
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Laugh, we almost shat
We had not laughed So... much
Since Grandma died
Or Aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Ass-holes
 
gingerfreak said:
Pete and Dud?
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Yessum. And here's Auntie Mabel herself:

auntie_mabel.jpg

:lol:
 
jjinit said:
the late great peter cook & dudley moore

"Not only but also"??

soz mate been a tad busy ;)
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I'm still on about the original bait that no-one's taken! I can't believe that at last everyone's understood it straight off, So... look again!!!
 
Buckley said:
*Reaches for duelling glove*

Buckley : Choose your weapon JJinit. I'll stick with the rapier (wit)

Jjinit: "---------------"

Jjinit is frozen speechless with fear, but feebly proffers a copy of the Bernard Manning "Sunshine Anderson" Joke Book as his chosen hopeless defence.
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Any more ideas?
 
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