Absolutely brilliant post! The funniest I've read in ages. I must admit that comedy doesn't come easy to me - I spend days, weeks, brooding, planning, thinking, and scheming, to come up with one chuckle worthy phrase.
And then some young trainee DJ blasts me out of the water in a single sentence. Using a new concept in mirth, word disassociation, the combination of two or more words which would not normally be used together our young jockey has created a classic.
Incredibly he has juxtaposed the words food and burgers in the same phrase, then gone the extra funny mile by adding Playa den Bossa into the equation. Not content with that, there's a touchdown with a healthy helping of pathos when our teenage platter spinner claims it's the best he's had!
Oh Lordy, I won't be able to sleep for laughing today.
Djb