I'll try and make this quick and painless 
Sunday - Arrive in Ibiza, have place booked in Bon Sol
horrid place
Monday - Go to Kanya for food (made a mistake of having a big burger, couldn't manage it all), then over to Sunsea for Kinky pre party. Mett a few people we knew, ended up having such a good day, and being all sangriad up
our friends had a spare room booked that wasnt being used, which they offered to us, to back over to PdB to collect our stuff from Bon Sol, and over to the Garbi hotel, which was 100 times better, very nice place to stay, get settled in, go over to Bora Bora to meet Mambo, how tall is she, sexy lady, was lovely to meet you, also met Robo, and someone else who I cant remember the name of, had a boogie, I remember saying to Kerry come and dance with me I like this song, and she did as she was told so had a little boogie, think i just abandoned Paul with Robo, sorry guys then after a glass of pink, and the arrival of Nitefly (nice to meet you) me and Paul were off to get ready for Kinky. Met up with everyone at Tango Bar in Ibiza Town, rip off, then on the boat to El Divino, was busier than I expected, and I really enjoyed myself, probably with the help of being with a lot of people we knew
Tuesday - Leave El Divino and end up at the El Divino apartments (I think) taken over the little seating area, sat there for a bit watching everyone, and listening to the in depth conversations that were going on, then off to our hotel for a shower, and freshen up for Space. Wa a little messy, but can safely say, I didnt enjoy myself, the music was shite. After Space back to our room for some messy goings on, and can you believe we left our door open for all and sundry to hear us Tuesday night, I think we went out for a Chinese, a big no no in my book, but one of the girls really fancied Chinese, so I just sat back and drank pink
Wednesday - Sat by the pool for a bit, arranged to get a car, and a place over in San An, then off to get ready for going out for dinner, to see the Kinky lot home. Popped to Bora Bora quickly, I didnt want to leave, but thought I've got plenty of time to come back, and we set off to go to Mandinga's for dinner. The steak there is out of this world, it is such a lovely setting aswell, if you can get yourself down there, http://www.barmandinga.com. Drank lots of wine, and cocktails, then get a text from another friend who's just arrived with her bf. Arrange to meet them in some place called my garden i think, and i done the sensible thing and had a coke went back to hotel and slept off what we had drank.
Thursday - Relocation to San An, Paul went off to get a car (Twingo, they're the future ) while I packed our stuff, and waited for what seemed like an eternity for Paul to get back and pick me up. I had the biggest hangover going too So I get picked up and we make our way to the Galfi, what a beautiful place, a lovely spanish family run hotel, and I have not met nicer people, they were simply yummy, we stayed here because our friend Sandy was staying there, and recommended it to us, my only complaint is that was because its bed and breakfast you dont get a fridge, I have to have a fridge on holiday for cold drinks, but hey, I survived Think we spend the day lazing at Sunsea, then that evening we went to Mambos to meet my net friend Fish, she was yummy, then we went out for dinner at S'Embacador that night, and it was simply yummy, was really tired and on a bit of a comedown, and me and Paul had the discussion saying that we both thought our clubbing days were over Popped nto Bar M, to watch Sandy do her little show of tieing people up, but was so tired we left early, and went to bed.
Friday - Woke up feeling fresh as a daisy, and ready for anything. There was a little farm of chickens and cocks just behind where we were staying, and I think the cock was a bit confused, as he would doodle doo all day, but how cute Went to meet Pauls friends over at PdB, and explain to them about Bora Bora (the reason they had come out ) went on to Es Vive I think Halo had a party there, but didnt stay long, had a lovely lunch there, yummy.
Went back to get ready for the eve and went to meet a few friends at Savannahs, then onto Mambos for their 10th birthday, I had such a good time there, was wiggling my arse from start to finish, then around midnight went to Ibiza town to meet some others, then made our way over to El Divino for Defected, I had the time of my life there that night, Andy Daniel playing back to back with Sandy Riviera, was the dogs jacobs Met SuperD (lovely to meet you) and S Express and Sam, what a beautiful couple 8) went to Es Vive where the others said they'll meet us, but they wasnt there and my feet were hurting too much so we just went back to our hotel.
Saturday - By the time we were up and about we went and spent the day by the pool getting as little messy 8) Not sure what I did that night
Sunday - Mummy and Daddy Wallace arrived so we popped in to say hi to them, and then made our way to Cala Tarida, lovely beach, and lots of fishes swimming round your feet, I was for a bit, but then got it into my head that one of the fish was chasing me, and like a true brit ran about the sea screaming that a fish was after me Took the said Wallaces out for dinner that night, back to S'Embarcador, again a lovely meal, then on to Villa Mercedes to meet up with a couple of friends, then onto Es Vive for a little dose of Rob Marmot, he's so yummy Only stayed there for about an hour, as the pansy that I am, my eyes were hurting from all the smoke oh briefly met Drew so back to villa mercedes for a few wines with Karen, my new found friend, then back to ours and sleep.
Monday - Back to Cala Tarida, then Sunsea, wasn't feeling too clever at this point in the holiday so I just slept most of the day, great company I am went back to our place to get ready and I needed to eat, so we had been told about a little thai place called Casa Thai, directly opposite our hotel, my god, I had such lovely food there, and the chicken in coconut milk soup was simply gorgeous, the place doesnt look like much but the food and service is excellent. Went back to ours for a sleep as we're supposed to be going to Kinky again, pick up Paul and Karen and head to Tango Bar in Ibz Town, funking stroppy little bar waitress snapped at Paul, I still wasnt feeling great, and she didnt put me in the best of moods after that. Didnt stay there long then went to the Mao Rooms just around the corner, how lush is this place, I could've stayed there all night. We ended up going back to ours after a few drinks and calling it a night.
Tuesday - Woke up to lots of texts from NFF Karen, saying they were at Space, so we got up got ready, packed a bikini for her to change into and made our way over to Space, enjoyed myself this time, music was much better, spotted Holly G and had a little conversation (lovely to see you again little one ), out of Space, and on to Es Vive, this is where it all started to go a little bit wrong for me, I started on the wine, and I think me and Karen were the only ones in the whole of the place dancing, met Buckley and Mrs B (Stunning couple, lovely to meet you guys), and Drew again but no Ang Saw Kang (sorry I didnt recognise you straight away, when you was waving away to me ) lovely to see you guys again, sorry I didnt chat long, but A) I'm not the biggest chatter in the world, and B) I was just starting to go wrong Ended up following the crowd to Kanya, and I really dont remember much more of the night but I know it was a good one.
Wednesday - Down to the beach with Paul and Karen for our last day together, drinking bloody mary's and having a bite to eat bfore going off to get ready to catch our flights.
Did anybody see the lightening that night, I was fascinated by it 8)
One of my most memorable holidays yet, however, I think we are going to take a break from Ibiza, and taking the kids away in the new year, and then looking at going to Thailand and the States 8) if we do return to Ibiza next year it will just be for 4 days
Sunday - Arrive in Ibiza, have place booked in Bon Sol
horrid placeMonday - Go to Kanya for food (made a mistake of having a big burger, couldn't manage it all), then over to Sunsea for Kinky pre party. Mett a few people we knew, ended up having such a good day, and being all sangriad up
our friends had a spare room booked that wasnt being used, which they offered to us, to back over to PdB to collect our stuff from Bon Sol, and over to the Garbi hotel, which was 100 times better, very nice place to stay, get settled in, go over to Bora Bora to meet Mambo, how tall is she, sexy lady, was lovely to meet you, also met Robo, and someone else who I cant remember the name of, had a boogie, I remember saying to Kerry come and dance with me I like this song, and she did as she was told so had a little boogie, think i just abandoned Paul with Robo, sorry guys then after a glass of pink, and the arrival of Nitefly (nice to meet you) me and Paul were off to get ready for Kinky. Met up with everyone at Tango Bar in Ibiza Town, rip off, then on the boat to El Divino, was busier than I expected, and I really enjoyed myself, probably with the help of being with a lot of people we knew Tuesday - Leave El Divino and end up at the El Divino apartments (I think) taken over the little seating area, sat there for a bit watching everyone, and listening to the in depth conversations that were going on, then off to our hotel for a shower, and freshen up for Space. Wa a little messy, but can safely say, I didnt enjoy myself, the music was shite. After Space back to our room for some messy goings on, and can you believe we left our door open for all and sundry to hear us
Tuesday night, I think we went out for a Chinese, a big no no in my book, but one of the girls really fancied Chinese, so I just sat back and drank pink Wednesday - Sat by the pool for a bit, arranged to get a car, and a place over in San An, then off to get ready for going out for dinner, to see the Kinky lot home. Popped to Bora Bora quickly, I didnt want to leave, but thought I've got plenty of time to come back, and we set off to go to Mandinga's for dinner. The steak there is out of this world, it is such a lovely setting aswell, if you can get yourself down there, http://www.barmandinga.com. Drank lots of wine, and cocktails, then get a text from another friend who's just arrived with her bf. Arrange to meet them in some place called my garden
i think, and i done the sensible thing and had a coke went back to hotel and slept off what we had drank.Thursday - Relocation to San An, Paul went off to get a car (Twingo, they're the future
) while I packed our stuff, and waited for what seemed like an eternity for Paul to get back and pick me up. I had the biggest hangover going too So I get picked up and we make our way to the Galfi, what a beautiful place, a lovely spanish family run hotel, and I have not met nicer people, they were simply yummy, we stayed here because our friend Sandy was staying there, and recommended it to us, my only complaint is that was because its bed and breakfast you dont get a fridge, I have to have a fridge on holiday for cold drinks, but hey, I survived Think we spend the day lazing at Sunsea, then that evening we went to Mambos to meet my net friend Fish, she was yummy, then we went out for dinner at S'Embacador that night, and it was simply yummy, was really tired and on a bit of a comedown, and me and Paul had the discussion saying that we both thought our clubbing days were over Popped nto Bar M, to watch Sandy do her little show of tieing people up, but was so tired we left early, and went to bed.Friday - Woke up feeling fresh as a daisy, and ready for anything. There was a little farm of chickens and cocks just behind where we were staying, and I think the cock was a bit confused, as he would doodle doo all day, but how cute
Went to meet Pauls friends over at PdB, and explain to them about Bora Bora (the reason they had come out ) went on to Es Vive I think Halo had a party there, but didnt stay long, had a lovely lunch there, yummy. Went back to get ready for the eve and went to meet a few friends at Savannahs, then onto Mambos for their 10th birthday, I had such a good time there, was wiggling my arse from start to finish, then around midnight went to Ibiza town to meet some others, then made our way over to El Divino for Defected, I had the time of my life there that night, Andy Daniel playing back to back with Sandy Riviera, was the dogs jacobs
Met SuperD (lovely to meet you) and S Express and Sam, what a beautiful couple 8) went to Es Vive where the others said they'll meet us, but they wasnt there and my feet were hurting too much so we just went back to our hotel.Saturday - By the time we were up and about we went and spent the day by the pool getting as little messy 8) Not sure what I did that night
Sunday - Mummy and Daddy Wallace arrived so we popped in to say hi to them, and then made our way to Cala Tarida, lovely beach, and lots of fishes swimming round your feet, I was for a bit, but then got it into my head that one of the fish was chasing me, and like a true brit ran about the sea screaming that a fish was after me
Took the said Wallaces out for dinner that night, back to S'Embarcador, again a lovely meal, then on to Villa Mercedes to meet up with a couple of friends, then onto Es Vive for a little dose of Rob Marmot, he's so yummy Only stayed there for about an hour, as the pansy that I am, my eyes were hurting from all the smoke oh briefly met Drew so back to villa mercedes for a few wines with Karen, my new found friend, then back to ours and sleep.Monday - Back to Cala Tarida, then Sunsea, wasn't feeling too clever at this point in the holiday so I just slept most of the day, great company I am
went back to our place to get ready and I needed to eat, so we had been told about a little thai place called Casa Thai, directly opposite our hotel, my god, I had such lovely food there, and the chicken in coconut milk soup was simply gorgeous, the place doesnt look like much but the food and service is excellent. Went back to ours for a sleep as we're supposed to be going to Kinky again, pick up Paul and Karen and head to Tango Bar in Ibz Town, funking stroppy little bar waitress snapped at Paul, I still wasnt feeling great, and she didnt put me in the best of moods after that. Didnt stay there long then went to the Mao Rooms just around the corner, how lush is this place, I could've stayed there all night. We ended up going back to ours after a few drinks and calling it a night.Tuesday - Woke up to lots of texts from NFF Karen, saying they were at Space, so we got up got ready, packed a bikini for her to change into and made our way over to Space, enjoyed myself this time, music was much better, spotted Holly G and had a little conversation (lovely to see you again little one
), out of Space, and on to Es Vive, this is where it all started to go a little bit wrong for me, I started on the wine, and I think me and Karen were the only ones in the whole of the place dancing, met Buckley and Mrs B (Stunning couple, lovely to meet you guys), and Drew again but no Ang Saw Kang (sorry I didnt recognise you straight away, when you was waving away to me ) lovely to see you guys again, sorry I didnt chat long, but A) I'm not the biggest chatter in the world, and B) I was just starting to go wrong Ended up following the crowd to Kanya, and I really dont remember much more of the night but I know it was a good one.Wednesday - Down to the beach with Paul and Karen for our last day together, drinking bloody mary's and having a bite to eat bfore going off to get ready to catch our flights.
Did anybody see the lightening that night, I was fascinated by it 8)
One of my most memorable holidays yet, however, I think we are going to take a break from Ibiza, and taking the kids away in the new year, and then looking at going to Thailand and the States 8) if we do return to Ibiza next year it will just be for 4 days
