26h of August through 5th September: Still Unsorted

Well,

They say money can't buy happiness and they are so right. So far it reads like something out of a mystery novel or some story from a dude that is too cool for the room. The winners so far are:


  1. Two gals who I have zero chance with (nor would any man). This is really happening so no doubting Thomases out there. I'll take pictures so you won't have to shove a hand in their gashes to belive.
  2. Four Swiss dudes who want to push together a table in VIP so we can get a better table in the front. They even offered to pay their own way! Classsic. I offer a party and one shows up!
  3. Freshly divorced guy who "might" show up but lives in Ibiza. I actually have a table the night of the 26th at Pasha for Tong/Slim and could wind up not rolling, with no connections, no Viagra, and sloppy drunk. Boring.
That's it.

I know I could have a legend...wait for it...dairy time with any of them but what am I missing here? Shouldn't I have at least had a "relax, we got your back" and we'll meet you at xx on the xxth by now?

Perhaps I should narrow the field a bit: How about "Parties I dont want to miss and you can at leat come by and say hi":
  • Tong/Slim
  • Hed Kandi
  • We Love
  • Tiesto (it's 400 euro a person so most likey not... it would be mandatory to blow the host pretty much at the table and after so keep that in mind)
  • Cox/Digweed/Moby
  • Disco to Techo to Pornographic to College Football in San Antonio (big night)
  • FMIF
  • MTV
  • Saturday Night Project (Zoo)...costumes mandatory...Im the non-pantomine Zebra
  • and Back to We Love
I'll be behind the rope... PM me if you're a great source of fun and need to be rewarded.

www.anamericaninibiza.com
 
Well,

They say money can't buy happiness and they are so right. So far it reads like something out of a mystery novel or some story from a dude that is too cool for the room. The winners so far are:


  1. Two gals who I have zero chance with (nor would any man). This is really happening so no doubting Thomases out there. I'll take pictures so you won't have to shove a hand in their gashes to belive.
  2. Four Swiss dudes who want to push together a table in VIP so we can get a better table in the front. They even offered to pay their own way! Classsic. I offer a party and one shows up!
  3. Freshly divorced guy who "might" show up but lives in Ibiza. I actually have a table the night of the 26th at Pasha for Tong/Slim and could wind up not rolling, with no connections, no Viagra, and sloppy drunk. Boring.
That's it.

I know I could have a legend...wait for it...dairy time with any of them but what am I missing here? Shouldn't I have at least had a "relax, we got your back" and we'll meet you at xx on the xxth by now?


Perhaps I should narrow the field a bit: How about "Parties I dont want to miss and you can at leat come by and say hi":
  • Tong/Slim
  • Hed Kandi
  • We Love
  • Tiesto (it's 400 euro a person so most likey not... it would be mandatory to blow the host pretty much at the table and after so keep that in mind)
  • Cox/Digweed/Moby
  • Disco to Techo to Pornographic to College Football in San Antonio (big night)
  • FMIF
  • MTV
  • Saturday Night Project (Zoo)...costumes mandatory...Im the non-pantomine Zebra
  • and Back to We Love
I'll be behind the rope... PM me if you're a great source of fun and need to be rewarded.

www.anamericaninibiza.com

I cannot believe that you have had such a dissappointing result.
 
Not even worried about the VIP thing...just want some people to hang with. The last two trips with G were great.

Meeting and hanging with a happy person with a lot of charachter changes a trip. I am that guy but need a catalyst to activate (of like kind).

L.
 
aren't you out there yourself some of those days, Minimarc ? cameo appearance in the next chapter, no ?
 
DC 10 on the monday before Tiesto...planned and booked...

Last year:

Arrived in a blur. Left in a blur.

Instanity....

wore my "i (heart) midget porn T-Shirt. Took a picture with a girl who was wearing a shirt that said, "I love speed". She threw up on the ground right after the picture. Classic. The picture of her about to throw up is gold.

Got down on the floor wtih the masses.

Got pilled from several directions.

Had a classic time and then left to shower and make ready for Tiesto...where I met the perfect 10 from Amsterdam.

Yes, it was a good day.

DC 10? Yes please...and i'll have seconds. More details to follow when I stop being lazy or get paid to write.

L.
 
hey buddy, im defo heading out alone and going to the MTV Primal Scream gig... any ideas when the timing starts for it?


Stevo
 
I want my MTV closing at amnesia...enter at 11, drop at midnight and reload about 3 am.

Are you staying in PDB? Biggest advantage of VIP is getting a cab front of the line at the close of the club or even a ride home from the staff.

L.
 
cool, I not VIP im more an indie gig type lad! i seen PS in london when i visited there and the SCREAM ablum came across really good.

Im staying in San Ann - coz it was a lot cheaper that PDB. stayed in PDB jet apartments in May was really handy for the space opening party!
 
Now what has happened to letsgetdownanddirtybaby again ? A little dicky bird tells me he may have gone AWOL !! :o

I know for a fact that number 1. on his published 'winners list' never managed to make contact for the arranged meet-up, there was no apparent sign of him @ DC-10 and PMs / e-mails don't appear to have been received....

Worry returns that maybe he didn't make it out of the dust bowl ... or that maybe he made it to the island and either had second thoughts or discovered Pure Platinum and is still there :lol: ..

Can anyone shed any light on the mystery ? :?
 
I heard he met a "10" Swedish Stewardess on the plane, booked a suite in Ushuaia and has not left the room since :)
 
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