letsgetdownanddirtybaby
Active Member
Well,
They say money can't buy happiness and they are so right. So far it reads like something out of a mystery novel or some story from a dude that is too cool for the room. The winners so far are:
I know I could have a legend...wait for it...dairy time with any of them but what am I missing here? Shouldn't I have at least had a "relax, we got your back" and we'll meet you at xx on the xxth by now?
Perhaps I should narrow the field a bit: How about "Parties I dont want to miss and you can at leat come by and say hi":
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They say money can't buy happiness and they are so right. So far it reads like something out of a mystery novel or some story from a dude that is too cool for the room. The winners so far are:
- Two gals who I have zero chance with (nor would any man). This is really happening so no doubting Thomases out there. I'll take pictures so you won't have to shove a hand in their gashes to belive.
- Four Swiss dudes who want to push together a table in VIP so we can get a better table in the front. They even offered to pay their own way! Classsic. I offer a party and one shows up!
- Freshly divorced guy who "might" show up but lives in Ibiza. I actually have a table the night of the 26th at Pasha for Tong/Slim and could wind up not rolling, with no connections, no Viagra, and sloppy drunk. Boring.
I know I could have a legend...wait for it...dairy time with any of them but what am I missing here? Shouldn't I have at least had a "relax, we got your back" and we'll meet you at xx on the xxth by now?
Perhaps I should narrow the field a bit: How about "Parties I dont want to miss and you can at leat come by and say hi":
- Tong/Slim
- Hed Kandi
- We Love
- Tiesto (it's 400 euro a person so most likey not... it would be mandatory to blow the host pretty much at the table and after so keep that in mind)
- Cox/Digweed/Moby
- Disco to Techo to Pornographic to College Football in San Antonio (big night)
- FMIF
- MTV
- Saturday Night Project (Zoo)...costumes mandatory...Im the non-pantomine Zebra
- and Back to We Love
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