23rd - 28th June, the one that nearly never happened

jackmontandon

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Tuesday 24th June

So after weeks and weeks of excitement I woke up to a sunny Tuesday ready to make the trip to Ibiza! There was only two of us going this year, the least amount of people I have ever travelled with, not that this was a problem, if anything it was easier as there was less people to have to please with club nights etc.

So I met up with W and we headed for Nandos in the knowledge that we wouldn’t be eating much for the rest of the day. This was finished then we popped to see another friend who was supposed to be coming, but couldn’t due to money problems, and we were off for East Midlands airport. Got there and realised we had totally forgot about the French air control strikes, so with a bit of worry we head through to the departure lounge to see our flight was one of the only flights not delayed / cancelled… RESULT! So after purchasing some food and a few fags breaks we were all ready to fly and as our boarding gate was opened we virtually ran to the gate and we were the first in queue! We boarded the plane and were ready for take-off when the pilot announced we would be delayed for 45 minutes, then after 45 minutes we were told we would have to wait another two hours, and we went allowed off the plane! We finally took off at 8:15 pm, our flight was scheduled for 5:35 pm so quite a wait!

Finally landed around 11:30 and headed straight for the hire car company, got to the desk and was about to get my email confirmation out my bag when the person waiting said “stop, don’t worry you are Jack, I know you now” ha suppose this starts to happen when you’re on your 18th visit! Got into the beast of a hire car that was a savage fiat panda and headed for my usual accommodation of Hostel Torres. As usual we arrived and it was a simple and easy check in and up we went to the room. This is the only year I’ve actually requested a room with a balcony, it is also the only year I haven’t had one! Great.

So we threw down our bags, changed into shorts as the heat was incredible even that late and headed to my usual drinking hole that is Entice. Ordered a massive jug of cocktails each and then as we went to sit down I recognized a Jager shot girl from last year. Walked over and said hello and she recognized me as well, had a good chat and a good few shots and then remembered my mate last year virtually fell in love with the shot girl. This is when W decided to Snapchat a picture of him and her to my mate back in England, the snaps we got back were very amusing! Finished the jugs and decided another was in order, especially with the stress of the flight! We were told by an air hostess that if the delay would have been 3 hours they would have cancelled our flight that night! Not good when we only went for four days!

It was two by the time we finished the second jugs and by now it was safe to say we were a little tipsy! So off to the bus station for a disco bus to Amnesia for Together :D short wait for the bus and then we were off, must have been 2:30am by now. Got speaking to some randoms on the bus and ended spending the whole night with them! The one had a hilarious tattoo that said “little miss c**ty” haha!!

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As we arrived

We got to amnesia with our tickets from off here and we were in within seconds, no hassle as always! Went straight to the bar and ordered two double vodka red bulls only to find they had gone up to 23 euro this year! No wonder the bar was empty all night! We had a quick look at the set times and noticed the head liners Chase and Status weren’t playing! My mate was gutted!

The next few hours were a blur, I remember spending most the time in the terrace or in the smoking area outside. We met loads of different people and even ended up speaking to someone who was playing at Sankey’s the next day and then a warehouse project in our small town of Worcester the day we got back! He gave us his number and said we could have free tickets for the warehouse party, shame we never made it!

The place starting emptying around six, Hannah wants absolutely smashed it and so did eats everything. I think chase and status not being there meant the place got a lot quieter a lot quicker than usual, at 6am there was me, W and little miss C in the terrace virtually on our own! The main room was brilliant however and when it all ended about 7:00am the room was still fairly busy.

I remember at the end of the night saying come on W we need to leave, and him turning round and shouting not yet, as he did so the music stopped and I looked at him and he realised I wasn’t saying it for any other reason than the night was over!

Got a taxi back easily, grabbed some water and some fags and then went back to the hotel and got wonky till 10am! My mate sent some interesting Snapchat’s to people back home! As you can probably guess my friend is lost without his phone!

A quick note, we got dropped off by the egg and walked to our hotel, on the way a bloke offered us some “stuff” and we politely refused, after this he started to dance putting his leg over my mate etc. A pick picket trick if you haven’t seen it before, so if any random people like that start talking to you just put your hands in your pockets because as soon as he realised we knew what was going on he soon walked off.
 
Wednesday

Woke up at about 12 today, a whole 2 maybe 3 hours sleep at most, and as always I felt terrible, I always find the first morning the hardest, then it seems to get easier as the day goes by. We put the news on for half an hour until W decided to have a shower, off to the bathroom and there is no water! I complain at reception and get told someone will come look at it for us. W sleeps again and after an hour I go back down to see what’s happening, this is when I am told the whole block is having water problems and there is nothing they can do. One thing that did make me chuckle is as I was in reception the maintenance people were hoovering the lift pit… very odd! Anyway 2 hours after waking up we get cold water back so W has a cold shower, my turn for one and the hot water is back on ha!

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The pool!

We jump in the panda of doom and head to playa den bosa for some food, we first drove past the new hard rock hotel so I could have a look as I’ve stayed there around 5 times before the change. It’s mighty impressive to look at from the outside, shame I didn’t get to see the transformation of the inside.

Grab lunch at Ibiza rocks bar which was amazing, the portions however are enough for 2 / 3 people, and that’s coming from someone that can eat a lot! Anyway after paying the tiny sum of 23 euro for two meals and two beers were off to the hire car for a drive. We head towards Cala D’hort so I can show W Es Vedra, we arrive and I stop and take some pictures, asking W if he wanted to chill here for the day, in his exact words he said “it’s just a rock!” fighting a losing battle I decided to turn round and carry on driving! Next visit I’m spending a day / evening here even if it’s on my own.
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"its just a rock"

We drive round for about another hour with my free pukka up a decade of dance cd which I won of Facebook then decide a nap is in order for us to have any chance of making it out tonight. Get back up about eight get ready and were out for nine. Off to Entice once more for a jug of cocktails each and another shot girl comes and sits with us and has a good chat for an hour, time flies by and once again two cocktail jugs down each and some shots and were on our way again. We take a walk to the bus station where the queue for Playe den bosa was a joke, easily enough people to fill two buses! So rather than waiting and suffering we simply hop onto the bus to Eivisa, we should have took this as a sign of how busy Sankey’s was going to be, unfortunately we never!

On the bus ride to Pacha we get speaking to two girls who were regretting getting tickets to Pacha as they have seen how busy Sankey’s is going to be. It was also a bit too early for them to be getting to Pacha really which was evidential by the tiny queue outside!

So the bus drops us off at pacha and we grab a taxi to Sankey’s, after some queue confusion (even most the bouncers couldn’t tell us which queue for pre-paid tickets!) were in a massive queue. After a few minutes some people get chucked in a riot van for sniffing something and another gets arrested for dealing. People were getting searched thoroughly as well, so just a word of warning to be careful outside Sankey’s.

Get into Sankey’s for 1am and its already rammed to the rafters, saying that everyone we spoke to in San an was going to Tribal sessions as well so its 100% a popular night! Went in to the second room first and instantly fell in love with the music being played, grabbed a bottle of water and stayed in here for half an hour or so. W then decided he wanted a fag so we popped to the roof terrace and chilled there for a while, back through the cinema room where it’s all going Pete tong was being played and back into the second room. We again stayed here for a while and then we went to the basement, my favourite room in Sankey’s by far, the atmosphere here is hard to match! The music in here was even better, and everyone there seemed to be there for the music rather than to pose, which is what I’ve always found at Sankey’s, maybe it’s because so many workers are in there. The night was a little blurry for a few hours but it was the same routine, just half an hour or so in each room with fag breaks in between.

We saw the bloke from last night who was playing at Sankey’s and got told we missed his set as they had to play earlier! If the queue wouldn’t have taken an hour we would have seen it. While in the smoking area W heard someone call his name and it happened to be someone he went to primary school with was there, the coincidences ey! Decided to call it a night around 6am and got a taxi straight back to the hotel once again to get wonky then go sleep!

Just a note on Sankey’s, it really was mental busy, every room was full and so was the smoking area, it got to the point where it felt they couldn’t possibly let more people in. If you’re not a fan of being a little squashed in a dark dingy club then this place is not for you on this night!

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Thursday

Again today we woke up about 12, chilled and watched the news for a bit then had a shower and was out for 3pm. Grabbed a subway and then walked over to Ocean beach as the finish line for the Mod ball rally was there. Had a look round the cars for half hour or so and ended up taking a stroll back to the hotel. It was so warm that I was sweating like I was under a shower! Was probably the last two days catching up with me as well. Ended up having a an hours nap and another shower and we popped off to entice again for about half six. Again had two jugs of cocktails and some shots each and made our way to the bus station. Yet again the bus to Playa den bosa was full so took one to Evisia and got a taxi to PDB. The taxi ride must be mentioned here, we were both pretty dam drunk by this point, the taxi driver went the road way to PDB, he had some amazing music playing off Ibiza Sonica, the windows were all open and me W and the driver were all nodding our heads to the music, it was really one of those Ibiza moments that will stick with you forever. Got dropped off near Sankey’s and popped in a bar near there which I regularly visit to collect some messiness for later that evening.

Decided at half eight to walk to Ushuaia, this was the first time for me here and I was impressed, I was a little dubious about ASOT being here as it was perfect at Privilege. Took a little walk round and really couldn’t believe how busy it was already, one hour till Armin was on so we took a place right near the front and noticed some people we had been talking to at the bus station in San An, ended up spending the whole of ASOT with them, a right wicked bunch that were absolutely smashed ha! Popped to the toilet and went into a cubical, the cleaner staring at me the whole time (I was a little messy by this point.) Went in and sat down to do my business :/ and the maid unlocked the door! So im sat there trousers round my ankles having a savage crap and the whole of the toilet is staring at me! She quickly realised her mistake (thought I was sniffing) and locked the door again while apologising!

Back to the dance floor and on came Armin, his set was amazing, quite heavy but it kept everyone going and the whole place was going wild! There was fire on the stage, confetti cannons, all the usual stuff you got at privilege just at a much smaller scale, but it was missing the incredible lasers that you got at privilege. As you can probably tell l really don’t think its half as good as when he was at privilege, but at least he is still on the island, this night will do very well I’m sure.

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Ushuia

Left at 12 and grabbed a taxi straight away to cream. Got there for 12:10 and we were virtually the first ones there, unfortunately I had sobered up badly and felt terrible, I ran straight to the toilets and threw up. Spent about half an hour walking round trying to find a way to get back on it again and realised I was fighting a losing battle so by 1am we left. I was so gutted that we were going to miss cream but it wasn’t worth it the way I felt. SO we grabbed a taxi back and got wonky beyond belief back at the hotel again!

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Cream

Friday

Woke up again about 12, showered and was out for one, popped to Entice for a full English and then jumped into the hire car. Decided to go to Cala Tarida as I always ensure I get a visit there each trip. Paid for two sunbeds and chilled here till about half four. Left here and went to Evissa to pick up some boots for my cousin, unfortunately as we got there the shop closed to we grabbed a quick bite to eat and headed back for the hotel.

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Cala Tarida

I sat in the room and had a few beers as W had a nap. Back out for six and straight to Entice for the usual cocktails for W and I decided to stick to the larger as we were going home the next day. We stayed here and talked about our trip back in September (which looks unlikely now….) and then at half eight we went to Ibiza rocks.

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Got in and it was rammed! So we grabbed a few drinks each and sat at the side of the pool watching the warm up acts. It got to 10pm and I was starting to wonder when example would actually be coming on. It was till about 10:40 that he came on stage, which considering the 12 finish I thought this was a bit late. Problem was by the time he came on I had over indulged on larger and have very little memory of the whole night, other than falling asleep at 12:10am.

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Saturday

The last day was pretty eventful to be honest, I was being sick all morning so we popped to Entice for one last breakfast and to say goodbye, we grabbed some fuel and dropped the car off at the airport. Flight was fine and we arrived home safe and sound!

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Conclusion

As you can see my brain stopped working as well as the days went by so there is less and less written per day!
What an amazing trip, not enough exploring for my liking but I always find if I do a short stay I just go flat out and sleep most the day.
It was brilliant just going with one other person, it seems easier to meet other people and there were no arguments!
I say this every time I write a review really, I’ve been 18 times now and each time my love grows for the island, I can’t wait to be back!
 
i stayed in hostel torres the first time i went and by the looks of the pitcure is was the same room or the one next door. great review. going in septmember won't remove itself from my mind but it won't be happening.:(
 
We had a very similar experience at Ibz Rocks, too many beers, too many Monster Vodkas, next thing i know I'm argueing with the ex missus in the hotel reception at 4am in my boxers. Not the best night i've had in Ibiza... I blame the bloody tokens
 
i stayed in hostel torres the first time i went and by the looks of the pitcure is was the same room or the one next door. great review. going in septmember won't remove itself from my mind but it won't be happening.:(
Yeah its cheap and cheerful there so stay there most the time!
Looks like September is back on for me, booking it the weekend :D

Great review can't wait to get out there on the 26th, first visit on my own in the 11 Years I've been adoring the Island!
Thanks :) 26th of this month or next?

We had a very similar experience at Ibz Rocks, too many beers, too many Monster Vodkas, next thing i know I'm argueing with the ex missus in the hotel reception at 4am in my boxers. Not the best night i've had in Ibiza... I blame the bloody tokens
Yeah the tokens are a nightmare as under no circumstances will I leave without using them all ha!
 
Yeah its cheap and cheerful there so stay there most the time!
Looks like September is back on for me, booking it the weekend :D


Thanks :) 26th of this month or next?


Yeah the tokens are a nightmare as under no circumstances will I leave without using them all ha!

26th of this Month. Can't wait got some great stuff planned
 
in his exact words he said “it’s just a rock!” : haha that is amazing, pretty much what my mate would of said about es vedra too!

The taxi ride must be mentioned here, we were both pretty dam drunk by this point, the taxi driver went the road way to PDB, he had some amazing music playing off Ibiza Sonica, the windows were all open and me W and the driver were all nodding our heads to the music, it was really one of those Ibiza moments that will stick with you forever : always agree with you on this one, especially as i land tell the driver myself get sonica on and windows down!

When in sept you looking at going mate? was lookin myself for 3 nights in sept, unsure of when though, maybe for my bday on the 16th!

Great review btw, laughed out loud quite a few times through it! Shame you couldnt hack cream it was a good one!
 
in his exact words he said “it’s just a rock!” : haha that is amazing, pretty much what my mate would of said about es vedra too!
Yeah was really funny to be honest, kind of expected that reaction though!

The taxi ride must be mentioned here, we were both pretty dam drunk by this point, the taxi driver went the road way to PDB, he had some amazing music playing off Ibiza Sonica, the windows were all open and me W and the driver were all nodding our heads to the music, it was really one of those Ibiza moments that will stick with you forever : always agree with you on this one, especially as i land tell the driver myself get sonica on and windows down!
Yeah it was truly one of those amazing moments Ibiza gives you. I love listening to all the cars drive past in Ibiza as virtually all of them seem to be placing good music!


When in sept you looking at going mate? was lookin myself for 3 nights in sept, unsure of when though, maybe for my bday on the 16th!
very first week mate, hopefully booking it the weekend! Can't wait!

Great review btw, laughed out loud quite a few times through it! Shame you couldnt hack cream it was a good one!
Yeah I was trying so hard to carry on but couldn't find a pick me up so had no chance! Thanks for reading the whole thing, was a tad long! Your review was wicked as well, cant beleive you accidentily got a picture of me and W!!
 
Haha have to let me know if and when you book mate, i'm gona be heading out solo so would wana meet up with some folk off the forum! whats that torres like? decent enough for jus a crash pad? who u off with next time? so many questions haha!
 
Haha have to let me know if and when you book mate, i'm gona be heading out solo so would wana meet up with some folk off the forum! whats that torres like? decent enough for jus a crash pad? who u off with next time? so many questions haha!

I will do mate, plan is 30th August till 7th Septmeber I think. Torres as a cheap place to stay is brilliant, we paid 100 euro for four days between us last stay! so about £10 each a night ha! And most importantly it has air conditioning!

There is maybe 3 / 4 of us going so happy to meet up with some spotlighters!
 
I will do mate, plan is 30th August till 7th Septmeber I think. Torres as a cheap place to stay is brilliant, we paid 100 euro for four days between us last stay! so about £10 each a night ha! And most importantly it has air conditioning!

There is maybe 3 / 4 of us going so happy to meet up with some spotlighters!

Excellent mate, keep me informed for weneva u book! you on fb? Might be easier to chat on ther pal
 
"It's just a rock". Honestly, mate - the number of times this sort of thing has happened to me when I've taken people in Ibiza somewhere great ..... go enjoy on your own :cool:. The one thing taking time out for yourself buys is not having to accommodate anyone else's wishes !! It's fine up to a point and then unless you're with someone who "gets" the same things you do, doesn't pout and shares your enthusiasm (which is always a bonus) you're better off by yourself !!!

That path at Cala Tarida looks might familiar - is it the one which goes past Cotton Beach Club ?

Managed to stay off much booze at all last trip and although it made me choosier and less tolerant of many things, not having to haul myself up off the tiles on a regular basis actually worked out really good. It's at times like having to pack and remembering where you hid your passport etc. in the half dark of a car park at the airport you really notice the difference and thank yourself for it !
 
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