10'000 Stray Dogs

jjinit

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read this morning that in Kiev they are culling 10'000 stray dogs in order to "tidy up" the city before Eurovision this weekend.

I have an Idea:

Extend the parameters slighty and include anyone aged 14-18
Hanging on a street corner drinking
Wearing Snide burbery, paul & shark, nike shox, baseball caps, hoodies etc...and yopu have the perfect antedote to "yob culture"

:D

what d'ya reckon?? ;)
 
Morbyd said:
Have you been to Kiev? Don't touch the 14-18 year olds! The girls there are stunning :D

was on about over here mate!!

whats the "jail bait" cut off in Ukraine then?? :lol:
 
I think it's 16 :lol:

There's this club called Al Capone that used to do a ladies' night on Thursdays. Closed to men until 11 or 12, while girls all get cheap/free drinks. Then they open the doors to the guys. 8O :D 8)
 
Morbyd said:
I think it's 16 :lol:

There's this club called Al Capone that used to do a ladies' night on Thursdays. Closed to men until 11 or 12, while girls all get cheap/free drinks. Then they open the doors to the guys. 8O :D 8)

genius!!!!! :D
 
chewie_oo7 said:
jjinit said:
chewie_oo7 said:
theres a club like that in Harlow called Liquid.

except the girls arent stunning.

:lol:

after a few shandies I bet they are!!! :D

Jade Goody is a reg in the VIP section im told.

Ok I take it back.........after a few shandies, most of em are!!!!

she will always be a fooking, ugly, fat, stoopid, talentless fookin c**t!!!

even after mind altering drugs!!!

(and plastic surgery, which hasnt worked, unless the objective was to make her look like the crazy frog)
 
jjinit said:
chewie_oo7 said:
jjinit said:
chewie_oo7 said:
theres a club like that in Harlow called Liquid.

except the girls arent stunning.

:lol:

after a few shandies I bet they are!!! :D

Jade Goody is a reg in the VIP section im told.

Ok I take it back.........after a few shandies, most of em are!!!!

she will always be a fooking, ugly, fat, stoopid, talentless fookin c**t!!!

even after mind altering drugs!!!

(and plastic surgery, which hasnt worked, unless the objective was to make her look like the crazy frog)

:lol: :lol:
 
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