10 days - 2 parts: Solo & Stag Do

Evolution

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My memory isn't all that good at the best of times, so after 10 days on the White Isle and a week back at home we'll see what I can remember. This years trip was based around the Stag Do for my older brother. It's been a good 10 years since he had last visited and as I go every year it made sense that Ibiza should be the location for the leg abroad. Stag Do with the lads was booked for 5 days which isn't enough for me so I decided to head out 5 days earlier on my own.
I went with an idea of the nights I wanted to do and places I wanted to visit but nothing was set in stone as I find the unplanned events usually end up being the best.*

Tuesday 31st July

Decided to fly from Leeds/Bradford as I found some cheap flights and it gave me a chance to catch up with some old uni pals before I headed to the airport. I forgot how much of a snail trail it can be getting through security there. Sat down and enjoyed a few Peronis before getting on the Ryan Air flight (no complaints) and hitting Ibiza.*
Landed just after 8 and my bag was one of the first off so headed straight out to the bus stop for the number 9 after 15 mins I was on my way.*
Stayed at the Azuline Galfi in San An as I have done for the last 3 years. It's quite cheap, has single rooms that are spacious with air con included and it's near the petrol station just past Ibiza Rocks bar etc so close enough to the action but far enough for some peace.*
Dropped the bags off and headed down to Itaca to meet up with some friends who are working out there this summer. I love the roof terrace up there and many a night started in that way. I had planned to check out Colors at Es Paradis later on but one friend was heading to Sankeys for Diynamic so thought I'd give that a try, free entry too so it would be rude not to.*

Being a predominately Trance music fan I wasnt quite sure what to expect but when we arrived Sankeys was already busy just as H.O.S.H was taking to the decks. *The place gave off a really great atmosphere and everyone seemed to be enjoying it, myself included. Although I say Trance is my favoured genre I listen to a vast range of sounds and found myself really enjoying the music, a good job really as my friend was there to see Solomun who was on last. Spent the rest of the night doing what I do best...drinking, dancing and chatting to random people until gone 5:30 when tiredness after a long day was kicking in.*
Luckily some people I'd been chatting to were heading San An way so I jumped in a taxi with them leaving Jonny to carry on his night.

Wednesday 1st August

I've never been a big sleeper and woke up about 10:30, so headed down to grab some breakfast and then got the trainers on and set off an on a very slow jog towards the Bay. I wanted to check out the hotel I'd be staying at once the rest of the group arrived later in the week as I'd read plenty of bad reviews about it. I wanted to take charge of booking that but my brother was adamant it had to be AI which I didn't fancy at all so left it up to him to sort. Had a quick wander round the place and it seemed decent enough.....only time would tell if my opinion remained the same when staying there. *
Went back to get showered and changed then spent the rest of the day on the little beach by the Sa Flama restaurant. Paid €4 for the use of a sun lounger and the very friendly waiter was more than happy to keep bringing me refills of my drinks so I didn't have to move. A bit lazy on my part perhaps but he seemed more than happy to do it and I tipped him well for being as nice as he was. Ventured back to the hotel about 7 to grab a few hours sleep before the night ahead.*
Wednesday is the one night on the island that for me is filled with a good variety but none of them stand out. Sankeys was my plan but after going the night before I decided on a change so headed over to PDB. I was due to meet up with friends again but they were working until midnight, so I grabbed myself a selection of drinks from the shop and decided to dump myself down on the grass outside Ushuaia. I had been tempted to buy a ticket as it was all 3 Swedes but seen them many times over the years and thought €70 was steep.*
Got chatting to a random group of guys & girls who were doing the same as me, spent almost 2 hours outside Ushuaia enjoying the music and having a few drinks.*
I made the suggestion we go and check out Plastik Beach Bar and everyone agreed to that and we ventured down for some more drinks. I really liked Plastik, it's a nice little addition. Great selection of drinks as is the case with most beach bars and they weren't too expensive either. We'd just missed out on a BBQ party they had be holding and after chatting to a few people already there they said it had been a decent event with some excellent food & music.*
My mate then appeared after finishing work and it was time to go to DC10. He had sorted entry out once again so another cheaper night already. It was the VisionQuest guys taking over. I've done Circoloco in the past and not been a massive fan but this was totally different. Almost everyone was there for the music and it made for a great night with an awesome atmosphere, yeah sure there were plenty of vests but hey they were loving the music as much as everyone else. I recognised one or two tracks but again as this isn't the music I usually listen to that's as far as it goes. It was pretty chilled out in comparison to events I usually go to but very enjoyable. I can see why these Wednesday takeover events at DC are very popular. Headed back towards San An around 5am, grabbed some more friends who'd been out in the West End, plenty of rekorderlig then headed to the beach to carry on the drinking for a while longer.*

First two nights had been pretty chilled out by my standards as I usually tend to drink far too much & forget 100% of everything that has happened. Both really enjoyable though, especially considering they were nights I wouldn't usually attend.*
 
Thursday 2nd August
Spent the whole of Thursday on the beach by Sa Flama again chilling out. Flipped a coin to decide what night I was going to head to, Enter or Cream...tails it was and Cream was victorious.
Headed down to Itaca as usual for some cheap drinks then popped next door to catch Eddie Halliwell for the Cream pre party. There was a group of 6 lads in there all absolutely off it. 2 were bouncing around all of the place, one was just stood up swaying from side to side, while the others thought throwing drinks over each other was a great idea...I didn't stay in there long.

Headed towards the west end for few drinks in Tropi and had a good catch up with Oscar. Quality Trance music being played as always. Joined up with a group who were also heading to Cream and we wandered down to the bus station to grab the bus to Amnesia.
Plenty of people looking worse for wear and there was one girl who had her head in a carrier bag waiting to throw up & after about 5 minutes she finally did, everyone on the bus slowly started pushing back to try and get away from her. Not stop chucking up for nearly 10mins so her friends got the bus to stop and they got off in the middle of nowhere. This caused massive confusion amongst people on the bus who thought this was the first proper stop (privilege). One guy who was hammered was so adamant that it was Privilege and that meant it was also the Amnesia stop as they are right across the road from each other....which lead to him dragging his 3 mates off the bus too and it drove off leaving them by the side of the road. People tried to tell him he was wrong but he wouldn't listen.

Got to Amnesia about one then had to queue almost 30mins in the guest list line where as the e-tickets line was flying through. Another free night made up for it though. It was my first ever time wearing trousers in Ibiza as I fancied checking out the VIP....best decision I'd ever made. Eddie Halliwell was on in the Main Room when I got in so headed straight to the back bar for a beer. Quite quiet there with plenty of space to dance etc so was there for a good 30mins until a couple, I'd say in there 50s decided to rock up and start eating each others faces and groping each other. Needless to say I decided it was time to move before I started throwing up.
Decided to check out the VIP so headed round to the terrace to get upstairs.
I didn't go to Amnesia last year so unsure when the change happened but having the DJ booth where it currently is now at the front near the entrance is a very poor decision IMO. Everyone knows people like to try and crowd round the DJ so why put it near the entrance / exit is a wonder to me. Far too many people just stood there making it very difficult to get in the terrace. It ended up just being a mass of people pushing a shoving, drinks going all over the place and people ending up on the floor very lucky not to be trampled on.
Finally made it upstairs and spent the rest of the night up there. No queues at the bar and plenty of space.
Eddie started off with a more housey side and played Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Otherside (Third Party Remix) & Michael Calfran - Resurrection but slowly progressed over to trance and finished with Planet Perfecto - Bullet in the Gun which is always good to hear.
I wandered across several times to catch a bit of Calvin Harris & Laidback Luke, the terrace was definitely the busiest I've ever seen it. Not sure whether it was because it was Creams birthday or not but the place was packed out.
Next in the main room was PVD who was the person I was wanting to see and he didn't disappoint.
He looked as up for it as the crowd were, bouncing all over the place and really getting into it. At one point there was even a sit down too which I haven't seen at Amnesia before (no doubt plenty have occurred), not that you'd catch me sitting on that floor at any point.
A few tracks he played we're: Above & Beyond - Sun & Moon, Ruff Driverz - Dreaming & PVD - For An Angel.
Stayed to catch 20mins of birthday boy Gareth Wyn then headed out to catch the bus back to San An.
Another journey with a strange bunch, one girl had cut her foot quite badly and was still bleeding, she was holding some tissue over it. When asked if she was going to visit the doctor or get a plaster etc on it her response was "Nah, I'm pissed so I can't feel it. May as well stay out and drink so more and might get it sorted in the morning."

Once again another fairly chilled out night but definitely the best so far. The VIP area in Amnesia is definitely one I'll be visiting again when I return, a great place to escape the dance floor which IMO was too busy to near dangerous at times, especially in the terrace.
 
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... heading to Cream and we wandered down to the bus station
to grab the bus to Amnesia.
Plenty of people looking worse for wear and there was one girl who had her head
in a carrier bag
waiting to throw up & after about 5 minutes she finally did,
everyone on the bus slowly started pushing back to try and get away from her.
Not stop chucking up for nearly 10mins so her friends got the bus to stop
and they got off in the middle of nowhere.

This caused massive confusion amongst people on the bus who thought this was the first
proper stop (privilege). One guy who was hammered was so adamant that it was Privilege
and that meant it was also the Amnesia stop as they are right across the road from each
other....which lead to him dragging his 3 mates off the bus too and it drove off leaving
them by the side of the road.
People tried to tell him he was wrong but he wouldn't listen ...
:twisted:



... Amnesia ... having the DJ booth where it currently is now at the front near the entrance
is a very poor decision IMO. Everyone knows people like to try and crowd round the DJ
so why put it near the entrance / exit is a wonder to me.
Far too many people just stood there making it very difficult to get in the terrace.
It ended up just being a mass of people pushing a shoving, drinks going all over the place
and people ending up on the floor very lucky not to be trampled on ...

... in Amnesia ...the dance floor which IMO was too busy to near dangerous at times,
especially in the terrace.

entrance/exit-situation in amnesia is a disaster since many years :x
"the authorities" must be under the influence of crystalmeth or even krokodil
or just sleeping :spank:
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Friday 3rd August

As I'd got 4 wristbands on Wednesday to the Radio 1 event at Ushuaia for me an friends I thought it would be rude not to head down for a bit.
Decided to catch the bus but neither me and Jonny had ever got a bus to PDB, I knew we'd have to change in Ibiza Town and get a different bus but that was it. Asked the driver when we got on in San An but he wasn't the most helpful. We thought we'd be able to figure it out....can't be too hard surely.
We didn't have any idea where to get off the bus or anything so just thought we'd stick on as long as possible, eventually came to a stop where everyone piled off and there was a big queue to get on so guessed it must be the last stop?!
We were having a look on the ibizabus website to see which we needed to get but the stop we were at didn't have the 14 listed on it as far as we could see, had a quick look on google maps & it said we were a 40 min walk from Ushuaia (got off the bus near a McDonald's).
We decided to set off walking and said if we saw a taxi we'd just jump in one.
Walked to the nearest shop to buy some rekorderlig, a packet of cloths & some deodorant, we figured we could be in for a long, hot walk so bought some cloths to wipe ones brow when required on the journey & the deodorant so we didn't smell like the local rubbish dump.
Ended up walking all the way to Ushuaia, it really wasn't that bad a walk, took us 35mins and gave us a chance to get some cheap drinks down us.

Got to Ushuaia just as Annie Mac was going live on air, decided to get some more drinks in and sit outside for a bit and wait for the others to join us. There were people still stood outside handing our free wristbands the whole time we were outside, I'd been offered €70 for one of mine and I knew someone who had paid €100, gutted for them!!
As soon as I got in I bumped into a friend who I haven't seen for about 3 years, so had no idea they were in Ibiza. Ended up spending most of the night near the back of Ushuaia just catching up with her and her mates. Wandered down near to the front just before Tong & Voorn were due to go B2B to get in the mixer a bit. It was as good as can be for a 30minute set. I wasn't all that bothered by going to Ushuaia but for free with some decent DJs it was worth the trip.

I'd been given a wristband for free entry into Space for Beat & Raw but
wasn't that interested so jumped in a cab back to San An for a night on the West End, nothing crazy or mental happened just enjoyed some cheap drinks & laughing at the amount of wasted people decking it every 5 minutes. Rolled in about 5am a bit worse for wear. Yet again another fairly quiet one....I think last years trip which just about lasted 36hours before being cut short has changed how wasted I am willing to get!
 
Good read so far. Seems like a good holiday. Girl who cut her foot really should of got it seen too straight away but I guess you don't think like that when your pissed.
 
Saturday 4th August
Last full day before the rest of the Stag do arrived so decided today I would head down to the much debated Ocean Beach....fully equipped with short shorts, a vest & my cap on back to front just to make sure I'd fit in.
The above description being b*ll*cks :lol: .
It was fairly busy when I arrived around 3pm. Grabbed a drink and took a seat just to sit down & enjoy the sun & music.
I'd kept an open mind on the place before visiting and certainly wasn't against it. It really is a great place to chill out & enjoy some good music, sun & drinks. I'm not a fan of the beach (damn sand) and the hotel I stay at only has a small pool with nothing really going on during the day. OB is a 2minute walk & offers everything I'd look for in terms of daytime things to do.
There were of course a few people showing off the fact they've got plenty of cash and were drinking bottles of champagne for fun, vests a plenty, gorgeous women (& men so I was told) which seem to be the things putting many people off. It's a pretty big place and you can pretty much avoid any of that if you really wanted.
Plenty of 'normal' people there too who were enjoying it just as much as everyone else. Spent the day wandering round chatting to various people man of which said they'd been going everyday as it was such a nice place to spend the day time. I really would suggest checking it out for yourself as opposed to just taking people's opinions, always the best way to go about things.

My plan for tonight was to go to Cream at Priv for Radio 1 but there really wasn't anyone who I was that bothered about seeing, ended up selling my ticket as a result for €100 as someone in the West End was offering that for tickets. Spent the rest of the night down at Itaca having another quietish one as part of the Calm before the storm.

Sunday 5th August -Stag Do
The day had come when the other 6 arrived and it was time for the Stag Do part of the trip. After the home leg of it in Liverpool a few months back, god knows what was going to happen over the next few days.
I had to check out of the Galfi at 12 so left my bag in the storage room and waited by the pool until 2 when I could check in to the next hotel.....the Costa Sur Sol complex in the bay.
I'd spoke to a few people about this hotel & checked out some reviews and there was only one good one out of about 20. Fights, Robberies, you name it, it 'supposedly' happened at this hotel on a daily basis.
Turned up at reception to check in and the first person I saw was the friend I'd bumped into at Ushuaia on Friday, she'd been there 5 days already and hadn't had any issues, so that was one worry quashed already.
I got given room 125... The perfect room IMO, just above the hotel entrance on the first floor...Otherside of the hotel to where the pool and constant music we're with the bonus of a double bed & very decent aircon. Dumped my stuff and headed straight to the bar to make the most of the AI drinks. Spent all day by the pool with the friends I'd met awaiting the arrival of the others.
They were due to land about 10pm and the plan was to go to Eden for Judgement Sundays, I'd bought a €20 Space ticket as I wanted to catch Funkagenda doing the early set at 10pm.
Knowing I'd be in for the long haul I was hammering the drinks at the hotel & was pretty smashed by the time I left for Space about 9:30, as a result I'd left my phone in my room!

...................................Insert rest of the night here.............................

I woke up back at the hotel around midday with 2 random people asleep on chairs on the balcony and a further 3 in the room, one of which was the girl I knew, her friend and another random.
 
...................................Insert rest of the night here.............................

I woke up back at the hotel around midday with 2 random people asleep on chairs on the balcony and a further 3 in the room, one of which was the girl I knew, her friend and another random.

Sounds hectic :lol:
Hope nothing went missing!
 
Monday 6th August
I woke up feeling pretty horrendous, didn't really want to wake everyone up either as I'm sure they felt as bad as I did. Grabbed my stuff that was of any value and headed straight down to the pool leaving everyone else asleep. Jumped in the pool and did a few lengths & tried to wake myself up a bit (always helps cure a hangover big time for me for some reason) *grabbed two quick beers (hair of the dog and all that) & ventured back up to the room. Everyone apart from one of the lads on the balcony was now awake and yes they were all feeling as rough as me.
Had a quick run through of what had happened the night before and managed to piece together most of the night between us, we'd all been in Space until 5:30 and from what I was told it would be up there with one of the best nights I've had in Ibiza. I spent the night non-stop swapping between the Discoteca & Terazza as there wasn't one DJ who I didn't want to see. Absolutely loving Joris and was crazy raving with the others as one of the videos would suggest. Was really loving Noferini too....just really wish I could remember some of it!

When we got back to the hotel we all thought it would be a good idea to carry on the drinking and started playing poker (not strip :evil:) and the losers of each game had to drink, winner choosing one loser to have a shot of......Absinthe!! :spank:
Hence why we were all feeling so shocking as the bottle was near empty along with about 20 cans of Koppaberg. everyone chipped in helping tidy up a bit and the final random guy who was still on the balcony woke up, walked in the room asked his mate Charlie for the room key then said " I'm not drinking that much again, I've f*cking p*ssed myself" :eek:. There he was donning a pair of shorts with a large wet patch on the front & we all burst out laughing :lol:. He wandered off into the bathroom filled the bin with water & came back and washed the balcony and chair he'd been sat on which was pretty decent of him. Another 10mins or so laughing at him & everyone went their separate ways.

I remembered that the rest of the group had arrived last night and was meant to meet them at Eden which didn't happen. 11 missed calls & 7 messages off my brothers....tried giving them both a call back but neither answered, went down to reception so see if they could tell me which rooms they were in but they wouldn't!! Went for a walk around the pool to see if they were there but no sign there either.
Had no time to hang around as I needed to head to Itaca ready for the one event I was really looking forward to this holiday....the sold out Driftwood boat party with Subculture. Sam & Alex have really got IMO the best boat party on the island, there aren't many others that bring such a high quality lineup each & every week. It will only be loved by trance & progressive fans but other genres / boat parties should get involved too with big name DJs each week.
Just over 3 hours of high quality trance music on a boat where that's all the people were interested in. JOC absolutely smashed it, Sam & Paul also played blinding sets, a mention for Amber D who also did a great set at the pre party too. Raving away & a few cans of Koppaberg definitely got rid of my hangover 8)

As soon as I stepped off the boat I gave my brother a ring who this time answered but was sounding very worse for wear, thought it best to grab a taxi back to the hotel & finally meet up with the group seeing as though I'd bailed on them the night before.
Walked by the pool to see them all there, all sunburnt and absolutely hammered! None of them had been to bed since getting up on Sunday to catch the flight, all done Eden until the end and returned to the hotel to carry on drinking all day.
Discussions immediately turned to plans for the night ahead...ASOT had been the plan for weeks but after a very heavy night where they all spent a lot of money some weren't up for it all that much.
Wednesday had been planned as a quieter West End night but a late comer to the trip had his birthday that day so that plan went. During the day a rep had been to the hotel and the lads had bought S.W.Y.D boat party tickets for the Wednesday, so some of them wanted to have a quiet one tonight.....& so the arguments began.
J & G were definitely only going to the West End, I wasn't fussed what I did, my little brother was going to do what ever my big brother decided on, E preferred the thought of West End & L wanted to stick to the ASOT plans.
As the group was definitely going to split my big brother said if we weren't sticking to the plans then he wasnt going out, my other brother & L agreed. (they were the 3 most wasted and after 2 full days drinking obviously werent in the best condition) :spank:

So the other 4 of us headed out to the West End for a 'cheap night' . Starting at the bottom we slowly worked our way up popping in most bars and grabbing the deals on offer. I'd promised them a surprise when we got to Tropi and got them a round of gas chambers which they hadn't done before. G & J both did theirs but E was having none of it, so I offered it to a girl stood next to us...she walked up, called him a pussy then did the gas chamber which was funny to see. :D
We walked out of Tropi and The Sin immediately grabbed G's attention....the drinks are as cheap as anywhere else so we thought why not. :p
Within 5 mins of being in there E was off for his first dance :lol: and the other two shortly followed suit....I managed to resist the urge despite the best efforts of one very attractive blonde who had the best (.)(.) :eek: I'd ever seen.
The others soon returned and we carried on drinking....about another 10mins passed and there I was again alone as the others had all gone off with the same girls!! Along came blondie trying her best once again but alas again she failed. She was getting annoyed now at my resistance so I simply said "I could get a lot more action for a lot less € in any bar down this strip, you're fighting a losing battle" she said good point fair enough, I'll leave you be.
The guys returned and they were all letting me know how good the dances were, I'm sure they were good but for €60 spent so far on a supposedly 'quiet' night I felt in the better position.
I got myself another drink and once again the lads disappeared with the same girls, G quickly reappeared asking if he could borrow €20, which I lent him then said I was off. There's only so long I can tolerate a strip club for. It turns out he had asked if he could suck the dancers toes which would cost an extra €20 and that was what the cash was for :lol:

As it was still earlyish there was only one thought running through my mind....ASOT. Went and got a ticket from Mambo shop then headed for the taxi rank, queue was huge as always! Went along asking if anyone was going to Privilege and had a space...3 guys that were 2nd inline did and so I was on my way in no time.

Got there and headed straight to the Vista room for Markus Schulz and as always he didn't disappoint, unreal tune selection and he had the packed out room bouncing for hours. As Phil mentioned in his review there were times when his mixing wasnt on form but the quality of tracks didn't let this bother me too much and it was only the odd time. Checked out Armin for a bit too and as is always the case everyone going mental for him, great track selection and flawless DJing.

It was a great end to what had been a very eventful & expensive day....but worth every single €! :D
Funny to see that the lads hat had wanted a cheap night all blew €100 on Sin...at least they all had a good night! :lol:
 
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LMAO at loads of this. Must have been keeping Rekorderlig and Kopparberg in business single-handedly :eek: :lol: .... morning after the Absinthe shots has to be the highlight (or maybe lowlight !) so far .. looking forward to the rest :).

There's only so long I can tolerate a strip club for.

Aren't we just the saint :rolleyes: :p
 
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Monday 6th August

G quickly reappeared asking if he could borrow €20, which I lent him then said I was off. There's only so long I can tolerate a strip club for. It turns out he had asked if he could suck the dancers toes which would cost an extra €20 and that was what the cash was for :lol:

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

... the final random guy who was still on the balcony woke up,
walked in the room asked his mate Charlie for the room key then said
" I'm not drinking that much again, I've f*cking p*ssed myself" :eek:.
There he was donning a pair of shorts with a large wet patch on the front &
we all burst out laughing :lol:.
He wandered off into the bathroom filled the bin with water & came back and washed
the balcony and chair he'd been sat on which was pretty decent of him.
Another 10mins or so laughing at him & everyone went their separate ways ...

8)
 
...
some of them wanted to have a quiet one tonight.....& so the arguments began.
... my little brother was going to do what ever my big brother decided on ...
... my big brother said if we weren't sticking to the plans then he wasnt going out ...

:lol:


... So the other 4 of us headed out to the West End for a 'cheap night' .
Starting at the bottom we slowly worked our way up popping in most bars
and grabbing the deals on offer.

I'd promised them a surprise ...The Sin immediately grabbed G's attention....
The guys returned and they were all letting me know how good the dances were,
I'm sure they were good but for €60 spent so far on a supposedly 'quiet' night
I felt in the better position
.

... G quickly reappeared asking if he could borrow €20, ...
It turns out he had asked if he could suck the dancers toes
which would cost an extra €20
and that was what the cash was for :lol:
... Funny to see that the lads hat had wanted a cheap night all blew €100 on Sin...
at least they all had a good night! :lol:
:lol: 8) :twisted:
 
LMAO at loads of this. Must have been keeping Rekorderlig and Kopparberg in business single-handedly :eek: :lol: .... morning after the Absinthe shots has to be the highlight (or maybe lowlight !) so far .. looking forward to the rest :).



Aren't we just the saint :rolleyes: :p

I have to say that I kind of agree about strip clubs, they lose their appeal pretty fast for me. Not that I'm anything close to a saint, mind you, I just dislike paying to be teased... kind of like how I would not want to go to a restaurant where I had to pay but would not be allowed to eat the food ;)
 
Monday 6th August


I got myself another drink and once again the lads disappeared with the same girls, G quickly reappeared asking if he could borrow €20, which I lent him then said I was off. There's only so long I can tolerate a strip club for. It turns out he had asked if he could suck the dancers toes which would cost an extra €20 and that was what the cash was for :lol:


Really?! Now I cant get my head round this, I guess she must have had nice feet?!
 
I got myself another drink and once again the lads disappeared with the same girls, G quickly reappeared asking if he could borrow €20, which I lent him then said I was off. There's only so long I can tolerate a strip club for. It turns out he had asked if he could suck the dancers toes which would cost an extra €20 and that was what the cash was for :lol:

Interestingly I got told a very similar story to this of my friend who lives with a Sin stripper the other day...small world!
 
Saturday 4th August
...................................Insert rest of the night here.............................

I woke up back at the hotel around midday with 2 random people asleep on chairs on the balcony and a further 3 in the room, one of which was the girl I knew, her friend and another random.


Love it... don't neglect the inevitable tests back home... forewarned is a set of preemptive antibiotics.
 
Monday 6th August

It turns out he had asked if he could suck the dancers toes which would cost an extra €20 and that was what the cash was for :lol:

Cue the vomit reflex.... not saying about the nice lady's feet but the idea of sticking even a sanitized plastic foot in my mouth makes me want to vomit.

I'm a sick son-of-a-bitch but that's a step way too far.
 
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