On my way to Ibiza, while connecting in Frankfurt ...

Super Polack said:
I still don't understand lesbian sex, despite copius amounts of research on the Internet I don't understand how real people do it. It looks boring.
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Depressingly the real people that indulge in action of the lesbo variety more often than not resemble that Tracey off of Big Brother and an even more manish pump partner (present company excepted Paris)

Porno lesbianism (however) is all good in my books.
 
I only found it recently that in with the homosexuals. There is clearly defined roles, bummers and bumees. My friend, a long time and fruitful, homesexual, has only ever been the bummER, or bumEE, can't remember. This naturally led to the thought process that blokes must meet up, go back, start getting on etc. then they have some sort of wrestle to decide who has which role, obviously some have preferences, if these preferences clash, they sorta end up rolling around over each other. :lol:

Mental.

As for the lesbanims, I mean the actual logistics of it, it looks rubbish. You have a choice either "rubbing" which sounds **** and I really don't get, or artificial penetration, which is boring for the person doing it. Other than that it's just constant foreplay.

Being gay is hardddddd.
 
Super Polack said:
I only found it recently that in with the homosexuals. There is clearly defined roles, bummers and bumees. My friend, a long time and fruitful, homesexual, has only ever been the bummER, or bumEE, can't remember. This naturally led to the thought process that blokes must meet up, go back, start getting on etc. then they have some sort of wrestle to decide who has which role, obviously some have preferences, if these preferences clash, they sorta end up rolling around over each other. :lol:
This is interesting, and a question I once asked a good friend called Bernard (no we weren't just about to indulge in a session, it was actually to make conversation in the car on the way to see Greg Vickers who turned out to be bloody awful) - which to be bummER or bumEE ?? :lol::lol:
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hounddj said:
Depressingly the real people that indulge in action of the lesbo variety more often than not resemble that Tracey off of Big Brother and an even more manish pump partner (present company excepted Paris)

Porno lesbianism (however) is all good in my books.
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manish pump partner? Tracey - yuk! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt_8HGYpSn4

This picture was taken the night I decided not to go to Flower Power!! My loss, but all good!

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BNYC said:
how come we cannot have nice things like that here in NY? :cry:
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It gives us something to look forward to every year. ;) You don't how depressed I was when I got back to NYC and was ready to head out to Pacha NYC thinking I'd see the same thing, but that was sadly not to be. :cry:

Seeing you're in NYC, can I interest you in a bottle of the Pacha men's fragrance? I have two that I bought in Madrid and no one seemed to want the one I recently listed on Ebay.
 
Paris400 said:
It gives us something to look forward to every year. ;) You don't how depressed I was when I got back to NYC and was ready to head out to Pacha NYC thinking I'd see the same thing, but that was sadly not to be. :cry:

Seeing you're in NYC, can I interest you in a bottle of the Pacha men's fragrance? I have two that I bought in Madrid and no one seemed to want the one I recently listed on Ebay.
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ugh pacha ny:cry: (i go once in a while- and regret it each time)...thanks for the fragrance, but I am not sure i want to smell like pacha
 
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