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Matt-london
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My mate (yeah right!) wants to know if there are any brothels in Ibiza.
Can anyone help ?
Can anyone help ?
Matt-london said:
Last year the one time I had to walk through the West End there were prostitutes hassling me...
They didn't seem to understand the english phrase: I am gay!
There are a couple of strip clubs
But you don't need to pay for sex on Ibiza...
if you do... god help you!
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N8
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Theres at least four or five in san an, maybe four ish in ibiza town
MARKB said:
damn right!Me and Senor McRackin have stumbled onto this topic many times on our random conversations. The posts should still be up so do a search.
I actually went into one last year! Was well funny! me and my mate were rushing back from del mar to get ready for hed kandi. we took a shortcut and these girls were hassling us to go in the bar. we just thought they were overactive pr people till they said 'sucky sucky'! YES!! They actually said that I shit u not! Anyways we stopped, looked at each other, back at the girl and back at each other (in true WTF?!) fashion. She then said it was however much for 'sucky sucky'. So we thought we're gonna have to check this bar out for a laugh! We went in for a look and the bar was TINY! there was a sly back door (no pun) which Im guessing had a larger room or rooms where the beds where.
Didnt even stop for a drink coz they prob sting u a shit load.
After all that rushing as well the fooking kandi bus didnt turn up btw! Just remembered that!
puppylover
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nish said:Me and Senor McRackin have stumbled onto this topic many times on our random conversations. The posts should still be up so do a search.
I actually went into one last year! Was well funny! me and my mate were rushing back from del mar to get ready for hed kandi. we took a shortcut and these girls were hassling us to go in the bar. we just thought they were overactive pr people till they said 'sucky sucky'! YES!! They actually said that I shit u not! Anyways we stopped, looked at each other, back at the girl and back at each other (in true WTF?!) fashion. She then said it was however much for 'sucky sucky'. So we thought we're gonna have to check this bar out for a laugh! We went in for a look and the bar was TINY! there was a sly back door (no pun) which Im guessing had a larger room or rooms where the beds where.
Last year Mr Puppylover and myself got stopped on the way back from Cafe Del Mar - quite early evening, walking down the back streets when a young lady stopped Mr Puppylover, lifter her skirt and in a minxy voice said - have you eaten yet???
yes there definitely are brothels.
during the second of our two trips to the island last year we stayed in a big villa with about 20 people all vaguely connected through friends of friends.
First night we all went out clubbing but a large section of the group went missing before we got there. When we arrived back at the villa at 8am, seriously worse for wear, there were about seven hookers lying around the pool and in various bedrooms of the villa. This really messed with our heads as you can imagine!
It's lucky that we had to stop on the way back to the villa and wait for a newsagent to open so we could get some rizlas, because apparently only half an hour after we got back there was some hardcore group action going on in the main living room!
Needless to say, this incident created an interesting group dynamic for the rest of the holiday!
during the second of our two trips to the island last year we stayed in a big villa with about 20 people all vaguely connected through friends of friends.
First night we all went out clubbing but a large section of the group went missing before we got there. When we arrived back at the villa at 8am, seriously worse for wear, there were about seven hookers lying around the pool and in various bedrooms of the villa. This really messed with our heads as you can imagine!
It's lucky that we had to stop on the way back to the villa and wait for a newsagent to open so we could get some rizlas, because apparently only half an hour after we got back there was some hardcore group action going on in the main living room!
Needless to say, this incident created an interesting group dynamic for the rest of the holiday!
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N8
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sunny_d can i come on holiday with you and your mates please!!!!
People would pay to watch that kind of thing
People would pay to watch that kind of thing
N8 said:sunny_d can i come on holiday with you and your mates please!!!!
People would pay to watch that kind of thing
believe me, someone did pay. one of the group was a multi-multi millinonaire and i understand that once drunk, he paid for all the girls to come back to the villla for the night - 4000 euros.
oh by the way i meant _before_ not after there - me and my mates did not see the group action!sunny_d said:yes there definitely are brothels.
during the second of our two trips to the island last year we stayed in a big villa with about 20 people all vaguely connected through friends of friends.
First night we all went out clubbing but a large section of the group went missing before we got there. When we arrived back at the villa at 8am, seriously worse for wear, there were about seven hookers lying around the pool and in various bedrooms of the villa. This really messed with our heads as you can imagine!
It's lucky that we had to stop on the way back to the villa and wait for a newsagent to open so we could get some rizlas, because apparently only half an hour after we got back there was some hardcore group action going on in the main living room!
Needless to say, this incident created an interesting group dynamic for the rest of the holiday!
small jinx
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MARKB said:
No naming any venues, ahem EL Divino ahem ahem :xsmall jinx
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nish said:MARKB said:Yes, there are.
After all that rushing as well the fooking kandi bus didnt turn up btw! Just remembered that!
I think you'll find the elusive Hed Kandi bus is a weekly occurance, they do 1 bus & they tell the other poor funkers that can't get on "20 mins /half an hour", and of course its more like an hour. Cos there is one funkin bus
small jinx
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N8 said:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! They honk at ten paces, eurgh any man that gets suckered into them will smell like Grimsby
there is a brother just round the corner of the paraso hotel,walking home one night from san an we thought we would have a laugh so knocked on the door,it was obviously a night off as the women who ansered the door told us to f*** off,and shut the door in our face so we thought it would be a good idea to do a slash up the door.cheers.
nickclayton
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Just look for anything called a "club" in Spain and it's probably a brothel. That could be the reason that we tend to call the places like Privilege, Pacha and El Divino "clubs" while the locals call them "discos". Otherwis there could be a lot of disappointged Spanish people...
small jinx said:N8 said:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! They honk at ten paces, eurgh any man that gets suckered into them will smell like Grimsby
actually the girls who we found back at our villa were quite fit - i.e. you would.
a couple of days later i spotted a few of them in space at the we love sundays closing, so not only are there hookers on ibiza, but they walk amongst us!
small jinx
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sunny_d said:[actually the girls who we found back at our villa were quite fit - i.e. you would.
Think the one's we saw are the lucky-lucky ladies by day.
You say they "walk amongst us", not like the zom's in Shaun of The Dead then
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N8
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Space on sundays is well known for being attended in the morning/early afternoon by hookers......sunny_d said:small jinx said:N8 said:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! They honk at ten paces, eurgh any man that gets suckered into them will smell like Grimsby
actually the girls who we found back at our villa were quite fit - i.e. you would.
a couple of days later i spotted a few of them in space at the we love sundays closing, so not only are there hookers on ibiza, but they walk amongst us!