Weekend Plan A

[djchewie]

Fri: watch tv, stroke beard.
Sat: go out, stroke beard (of sorts)
Sun: watch tv, stroke beard.

8)

 

[mambobirdette]

Theres a whole lot of beard stroking going on there

 

[MARKB]

You need to find someone whose beard you can stroke, or who can stroke your beard for you.

Or who will be prepared to stroke their own beard and let you watch.

 

[djchewie]

Anyone offering up beardage this weekend then?

Jonny?



ho ho ho silly mood ahoy me hearties!

 

[Super P]

I'm just about to chop my lady garden so can send that to you in the post if it helps... ?

 

[djchewie]

you got enough i can knit into a scarf?

 

[Super P]

Might be a bit itchy... and jumpy.

 

[spacemonkey]

got a plan b lined up too have you chewie

 

[Morbyd]

got a plan b lined up too have you chewie

secure your garbage quickly.

 

[djchewie]

secure your garbage quickly.

theres always a plan b.

 

[spacemonkey]

theres always a plan b.

Which is what exactly

 

[djchewie]

never u mind nosey!

anyway, arent u sheduled in for another "hotel' weekend away?

 

[spacemonkey]

No not at the moment. Spending weekend at home guarding me bins.

 

[djchewie]

that sounds like a rubbish weekend.

 

[spacemonkey]

that sounds like a rubbish weekend.

u got any better ideas ?

 

[Louise_Sweeney0012]

u got any better ideas ?

Are you flirting with him?

 

[djchewie]

Are you flirting with him?

hello Buckley

 

[Buckley]

hello Buckley

Eh?

Two much birding at the weekend left you confused Chewster?

 

[spacemonkey]

Are you flirting with him?

Are you jealous

Perhaps Louise is Chewies Plan B lol

 

[djchewie]

Are you jealous

Perhaps Louise is Chewies Plan B lol

me thinks not, shes related to tabloid trash.