some esssential tourist recommendations to give you a true flavour of English life
oooh, where to start, so many things to suggest
moss side (manchester) - where the famous football team is (owned by those rich arab guys); in fact the area is home to two teams with Oldham nearby too
harringey (london) - plenty to occupy young children in this lively district in the capital
toxteth (liverpool) - where the beatles used to walk their dogs
brighton (sussex) - if you're lucky you may catch famous former boxer Chris Eubank driving a pick up truck along the promenade or former superstar DJ Norman Cook trading on former glories or the city's most famous daughter Katie Price getting wet on the pier
dewsbury (yorkshire) - some of its most famous residents have been in the news over the years; Mohammed Siddique Kahn and Karen Matthews to name but two - who you may also find tributes to at the world famous London Dungeons (in London, capital city) or Tower of London, where the Queen keeps her bling (she is apparently itching to take back Massachusetts - but is ultimately a harmless old bird)
romford (essex) - home to globally-renowned nightspot Raquel's and lots of men who look like that vinnie jones limey guy who was semi-famous for 5minutes in LA once
shoreditch (london) - perfect hangout if you're a geek-freak into heroin chic
highgate cemetary (london) - home to bones of world famous commie karl marx, but don't kack yourself, he won't bite
scotland (north) - it's not england but it is on the freeway to the Loch where you may find yourself having a whisky with the local monster (although some tourists have complained Begbie is hard to track down)
luton (beds) - has an accessible airport for rapid departure
hope that helps
