This is definitely the best advert I've seen for not going to Ibiza.
Sadly I don't speak Spanish but I expect the commentary went something like:
"Look. Here are two berks looking up each other's nose. One keels over but unfortunately gets back up again."
"Have a peek down this alley. Yeah by the bins. This lot are all well-mashed. Crazy!!!"
"This one's all f*cked up. Look at his gammy arm."
"What's that noise coming out of the gloom? It's a load of idiots leaping around in a carpark. Listen to that music it's hilarious."
"A man in a straw hat"
Repeat to fade / coma
And those muppets in Guardamar (45minutes from me )