Tuesday Giggle

puppylover

puppylover

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Courtesy of Pop Bitch :lol::lol::lol:

A Geordie goes to his doctor.
Geordie: A've fallen off a ladder like. I've really hort ma leeg.
Doctor: Can you walk?
Geordie: Work man? I canna hardly even wark.


A bloke from Yorkshire goes to the jewellers:
He says, "Can tha mek a gold statue o' mi dog?".
"Aye, reckon a can," sez the jeweller.
"Does tha want it eighteen carat?".
"Neigh," sez bloke, "I want it chewin' a bone."
 
J

Jam Man

Active Member
You owe me a new keyboard and half a cup of hot chocolate...




A Brummie is preparing for his works Christmas which is fancy dress with a 70's theme....


He visits the local fancy dress shop and the proprietor is taking him through the outfits that are available.

"Well we've a lot of stuff available...this suit for example"

"Luvlay, cin oi troi eet on?"

"Certainly sir" says the owner, reaching for the accessories, "Kipper Tie?"

"Yis plays, meelk and tow shuggas.."
 
M

madwhitegiant

New Member
Two dyslexic gas fitters are working in a house

One says to the other 'Can you smell gas?'

Second one replies - 'Smell gas? I can't even smell my own name!'
 
R

russ

Active Member
andrew lloyd webber goes into burger king.

He asks for two whoppers

The guy behind the counter says

You are really good looking and your musicals are great.
 
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