There will be...

[Andy Daniell]

Apparantly there will be no xmas lights in Vietnam this year.

They're just hanging glitter instead.

 

[fergie19]

Sorry i have to laugh

 

[Morbyd]

 

[Andy Daniell]

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.

I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...
... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.

Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.

Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?
He went to Tampa with the children.

 

[matt collins]

Why doesn't Gary Glitter like twenty eight year olds

He prefers at least thirty of them..

oh and incidentally, Burger King have come up with the Gary Glitter burger... It's a bit of old meat squeezed between some fresh buns...

 

[dw151174]

^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^

shouldn't laugh but funking funny......

ps - matt did the re-issue of the cd get lost in the post

 

[fatphilb]

did you hear that graham rix plans to do away with steven pressley and paul hartley? apparently, he doesn't like hairy fannies. boom-tish.

 

[matt collins]

A bit like when Wenger got caught up in all that kiddie fiddling racket.

Someone overheard him saying he wanted to put Seamen in the youth team...