i suppose it boils down to who you would rather live next to a gay or a muslim?
muslims: all that chanting and people coming & going at all times of the day would be a nightmare, parking would be an issue due to there being 12 datsun sunnys parked outside all the time, plus the noise from them being raided by police all the time. On the plus side theres always the odd kebab/curry going spare!!
gays: well, everyone knows that gays love to party, especially on a school night, so noise again would be problematic the front step would be dripping in ky jelly & man juice so would be very slippery underfoot, on the upside you would not have far to go to get advice on how to position your new scatter cushions or what top to wear with what jeans, they would also bring in your washing if it rained and the shed full of amyl nitrate would come in handy for any roman orgies you may be planning!!
yes I would rather live next to a gay...if i had to choose one of them!!!!!