The Cox/Carter Marriage Breakdown

naddyz said:
when did this happen?
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There's been rumours about it for a while but they only officially announced it at the wkend.

Thanks to Puppylover for letting me know first thing Saturday morning so I had it in my head to walk the streets of Balham in a wig trying to find a copy of The Sunh so I could read it for myself :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Poor poor Jon :cry:

Poor Sara :cry:

Poor little Lola :cry:

Poor poor Snoop :cry:












He will be mine now :twisted: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: you only cared about Snoop on Saturday when you were walking the streets in a pink muff and wig to locate a Sun Newspaper for the scandle........

Stop trying to look all caring for when you bump into Carter and off er that shoulder to cry on......:lol: :lol:
 
puppylover said:
:lol: :lol: you only cared about Snoop on Saturday when you were walking the streets in a pink muff and wig to locate a Sun Newspaper for the scandle........

Stop trying to look all caring for when you bump into Carter and off er that shoulder to cry on......:lol: :lol:
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I would never gloat on someone else's misfortunes :lol:

When I reread the texts we were sending on Saturday morning I realised we both aren't quite altogether there :oops: :lol: ;)
 
Barbie said:
I would never gloat on someone else's misfortunes :lol:

When I reread the texts we were sending on Saturday morning I realised we both aren't quite altogether there :oops: :lol: ;)
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PMSL - ...... and you are surprised, why????

I did the same thing - Benson was most upset to find out I have been telling you about his dancing technique to Plump DJ's breaks/beats....

PS Have you posted the puppies off yet?? Please dont forget to add air holes to the box if you havent already done that!!8O 8O 8O
 
puppylover said:
I did the same thing - Benson was most upset to find out I have been telling you about his dancing technique to Plump DJ's breaks/beats....

PS Have you posted the puppies off yet?? Please dont forget to add air holes to the box if you havent already done that!!8O 8O 8O
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It's good to catch up with a little text chat to know that we're not alone as old mad ladieeeeeez :lol:

I couldn't afford to send them on the special overnight delivery so they're going 2nd Class with Royal Mail (expect them mid-January :? ) :lol:
 
... yes well, just think what we will be like when Tom and Phil have put us in homes in our twilight years, we will be sitting in our "special old lady chairs" dribbling, taking pills and talking bollocks - much the same as a carry on really .........:lol:

PLEASE dont forget to add the air holes before posting - I cant emphasise this point enough if the puppies wont get to their new home til mid-Jan...:spank:
 
puppylover said:
... yes well, just think what we will be like when Tom and Phil have put us in homes in our twilight years, we will be sitting in our "special old lady chairs" dribbling, taking pills and talking bollocks - much the same as a carry on really .........:lol:

PLEASE dont forget to add the air holes before posting - I cant emphasise this point enough if the puppies wont get to their new home til mid-Jan...:spank:
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Ooh you sound really grown-up and stern with your PLEASE :lol:
Of course I made holes, what kind of puppylover do you take me for :lol: ;)
 
stuie said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Perhaps Sara would be happy for a straight swap with TMT? ;)
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I'm afraid that won't work cos Tom is the Sultan of Brunei (sp??) and has a Wife No 1/No 2/No 3/ etc and if I'm being with Jon it means Gollum is going to be promoted to Tom/Sultan of Brunei's Wife No 1 and I don't know how Gollum will feel if Sara Cox gets promoted straight to being Tom's Wife No 1 :lol:
 
Barbie said:
I'm afraid that won't work cos Tom is the Sultan of Brunei (sp??) and has a Wife No 1/No 2/No 3/ etc and if I'm being with Jon it means Gollum is going to be promoted to Tom/Sultan of Brunei's Wife No 1 and I don't know how Gollum will feel if Sara Cox gets promoted straight to being Tom's Wife No 1 :lol:
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:? :? :lol:

or something like that... :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Ooh you sound really grown-up and stern with your PLEASE :lol:
Of course I made holes, what kind of puppylover do you take me for :lol: ;)
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I am in a stern, grown up mood today (cant you tell from the type of posts I have made....:roll: :lol: ) had to reprimand some people today, so it stems from that!!

Really, I knew you would put air holes in it..... :oops:
 
stuie said:
:lol: :lol:


WOOF! :lol:
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pmsl woof woof. :lol:

Whats confusing me even more is that my first name is Tom and apparently I am going to have a couple of wifeys in the new year in the form of Coxy and...Gollum!? :lol:

Grrrrrrrrrr. woof.
 
Benson said:
pmsl woof woof. :lol:

Whats confusing me even more is that my first name is Tom and I am going to have a couple of wifeys in the new year in the form of Coxy and...Gollum!? :lol:

Grrrrrrrrrr. woof.
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what an amazing set of coincidences.

now - DOWN BOY :twisted:
 
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