Jesus Loves Acid (Ryan O'Gorman) over on www.dontstayin.com:
"Last Thursday i recieved an sms from some random inviting me to a Cave Party! Now i was under the assumption that we were the only people in Ibiza to do such parties and was curious as to what cheeky little monkey had borrowed our favourite cave for such an event, i had to check it out. And to my horror an arrival at the cave i was greeted by lots of people with dogs on strings and dreadlocks, yes you know the kind, soap dodgers, pikeys to put it blunltly! pikeys playing acid techno to more pikeys. There was shit everywhere and they went all through the night pissing every body around them off as much as they possibly could. They repeated this two days later and were promtly arrested and had their rig confiscated. Ok so now i know there is a right way and a wrong way to do parties, rule 1. allways leave your area cleaner than you found it rule 2. allways ask permission from the people who own the land, rule 3. allways have at leat one police man working for you, rule 4. NEVER push your luck. So to cut a long story short the pikey f***witts have screwed it up for all of us, there will never be another cave party, may they catch a horrific form of vd and die a slow painful death, amen."
"Last Thursday i recieved an sms from some random inviting me to a Cave Party! Now i was under the assumption that we were the only people in Ibiza to do such parties and was curious as to what cheeky little monkey had borrowed our favourite cave for such an event, i had to check it out. And to my horror an arrival at the cave i was greeted by lots of people with dogs on strings and dreadlocks, yes you know the kind, soap dodgers, pikeys to put it blunltly! pikeys playing acid techno to more pikeys. There was shit everywhere and they went all through the night pissing every body around them off as much as they possibly could. They repeated this two days later and were promtly arrested and had their rig confiscated. Ok so now i know there is a right way and a wrong way to do parties, rule 1. allways leave your area cleaner than you found it rule 2. allways ask permission from the people who own the land, rule 3. allways have at leat one police man working for you, rule 4. NEVER push your luck. So to cut a long story short the pikey f***witts have screwed it up for all of us, there will never be another cave party, may they catch a horrific form of vd and die a slow painful death, amen."
