PLease Please Help!

[taylorx20]

in wrk there having a comp for the best xmas joke

the prize is an ipod nano

does anyone have any good xmas jokes and willing to share to help out a fellow board member plssseeeeeeee

 

[puppylover]

what's the difference between snow men and snow women
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[puppylover]

what's the difference between snow men and snow women
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Snow balls

 

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2 snowmen standing in a field.

One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

 

[FunkyLady]

this is not helping in anyway but...

You lucky bugger! Wish my work held competitions that gave away Ipod Nanos.

 

[taylorx20]

haha yeah i know yesterday someone won a portable dvd player for colouring in a picture we have comp everyday running up till xmas

the joke i used was

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde

not very funny i know but if someone sends the same joke in ur both out of the comp. ha

havent heard that joke before so i used it

 

[DanishDynamite]

what's the difference between snow men and snow women
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Sorry, I love this joke...