Oh dear the shame!!

[Barbie]

Last night cos I stayed at Jamies I wanted to take one of my pups with me cos I like cuddling up with them on a Sunday night so Tom gave me Missy dog to take under strict instructions not to lose her

So it's all well and good, Missy is being carried round in style in a pink Belanciaga bag I come back from getting a sandwich, knock my bag off my desk and everything falls out of it including Missy dog for the whole office to see

How on earth do you explain to your work colleagues that I'm carrying a stuffed pup around with me

 

[silvia]

babs, can I ask you what does your signature means?

 

[Barbie]

babs, can I ask you what does your signature means?

It's a classic line from Dirty Dancing I did want Nobody puts Baby in the corner but Stuie nabbed that one

 

[silvia]

It's a classic line from Dirty Dancing I did want Nobody puts Baby in the corner but Stuie nabbed that one

Dirty Dancing is crap

 

[Barbie]

Dirty Dancing is crap

So you don't fancy coming to watch it at the theatre with me and Tom

Obviously Tom can't wait for it

 

[fatphilb]

is this a toy dog, or a real stuffed dog?

 

[Barbie]

is this a toy dog, or a real stuffed dog?

In my head it's a real one but I spose the truth of the matter is that it's a toy stuffed one

 

[grego]

Dirty Dancing is crap

de acuerdo. dirty dancing is soooooooo crap:x

 

[Robder]

de acuerdo. dirty dancing is soooooooo crap:x

But beautifully so!

 

[silvia]

So you don't fancy coming to watch it at the theatre with me and Tom

Obviously Tom can't wait for it

I fancy coming to London to see you and Tom but I will stay as far as possible from Dirty Dancing. I may wait in the bar having a drink or two with grego

 

[naddyz]

Make up some sob story about your unborn baby dying and you'd already bought it and now you carry it around.



(actually, that's quite awful, but it'd at least save your shame and you might get the odd free drink out of it)

 

[Barbie]

Make up some sob story about your unborn baby dying and you'd already bought it and now you carry it around.



(actually, that's quite awful, but it'd at least save your shame and you might get the odd free drink out of it)

PMSL, what an obvious answer, I can't believe I didn't think of that myself

 

[Barbie]

I fancy coming to London to see you and Tom but I will stay as far as possible from Dirty Dancing. I may wait in the bar having a drink or two with grego

I think if Tom had any say in the matter he'd be in the bar with you and Grego too

 

[naddyz]

PMSL, what an obvious answer, I can't believe I didn't think of that myself

can we now make up an unborn baby for you?

Can we call it terry?


oh, you should have had a whole other life in greece and everything with a greek lover called Zorba with a mustache, and you had this little villa but everything went wrong and you fled with nothing but the puppy


(is this wrong?)

 

[grego]

I think if Tom had any say in the matter he'd be in the bar with you and Grego too

any say in the matter?? are you clamping down babs so as to put off any 'proposal plans' that tom has??

sil, for you, i would happily come all the way to london so you didn't have to endure dirty dancing. *shudders*

 

[Barbie]

can we now make up an unborn baby for you?

Can we call it terry?


oh, you should have had a whole other life in greece and everything with a greek lover called Zorba with a mustache, and you had this little villa but everything went wrong and you fled with nothing but the puppy


(is this wrong?)

Blimey, you have a little mishap with a dog and before you know it you've got a dead baby and an estranged Greek lover

 

[naddyz]

Blimey, you have a little mishap with a dog and before you know it you've got a dead baby and an estranged Greek lover

don't you love spotlight?