N8jet.com - New low cost airline to Ibiza

[N8]

There seem to be so many new low cost airlines to Ibiza now that i think it's about time Spotlight had its own

I'm going to start N8jet.com 8)

I have two plans...

1) Buy a load of shoddy second hand aeroplane parts from Ebay to allow me to make an even shoddier aeroplane from them and then fly people to Ibiza from my local grass strip airfield

2) Start an airline without any actual planes and then keep people in the departure lounge forever while ex-cons that i've hired steal from their luguage I'll also hire an annoying camp guy to work in the lounge and invent ever more dubious excuses as to why the 'flight' is delayed such as

"Your flight is delayed due to adverse weather conditions - Our planes cant handle direct sunlight"

or

"Your flight has been cancelled until further notice, please form a primative society and live in the terminal forever"

or

"For every hour you are delayed you'll earn 10 N8jet miles, these can be spent on the 35th of every month and when you've got 10,650 you get a free "Save Bora Bora" badge!"

The future of air travel is here folks 8) 8)

Let me know which option you all prefer please, thanks

 

[Barbie]

There seem to be so many new low cost airlines to Ibiza now that i think it's about time Spotlight had its own

I'm going to start N8jet.com 8)

I have two plans...

1) Buy a load of shoddy second hand aeroplane parts from Ebay to allow me to make an even shoddier aeroplane from them and then fly people to Ibiza from my local grass strip airfield

2) Start an airline without any actual planes and then keep people in the departure lounge forever while ex-cons that i've hired steal from their luguage I'll also hire an annoying camp guy to work in the lounge and invent ever more dubious excuses as to why the 'flight' is delayed such as

"Your flight is delayed due to adverse weather conditions - Our planes cant handle direct sunlight"

or

"Your flight has been cancelled until further notice, please form a primative society and live in the terminal forever"

or

"For every hour you are delayed you'll earn 10 N8jet miles, these can be spent on the 35th of every month and when you've got 10,650 you get a free "Save Bora Bora" badge!"

The future of air travel is here folks 8) 8)

Let me know which option you all prefer please, thanks

No 1 please cos it sounds no different to flying from Kent Airport

 

[pip uk]

Number two

I think we already have the primitive society living in the terminal - they work behind the bar

 

[Fronty]

There seem to be so many new low cost airlines to Ibiza now that i think it's about time Spotlight had its own

I'm going to start N8jet.com 8)

I have two plans...

1) Buy a load of shoddy second hand aeroplane parts from Ebay to allow me to make an even shoddier aeroplane from them and then fly people to Ibiza from my local grass strip airfield

2) Start an airline without any actual planes and then keep people in the departure lounge forever while ex-cons that i've hired steal from their luguage I'll also hire an annoying camp guy to work in the lounge and invent ever more dubious excuses as to why the 'flight' is delayed such as

"Your flight is delayed due to adverse weather conditions - Our planes cant handle direct sunlight"

or

"Your flight has been cancelled until further notice, please form a primative society and live in the terminal forever"

or

"For every hour you are delayed you'll earn 10 N8jet miles, these can be spent on the 35th of every month and when you've got 10,650 you get a free "Save Bora Bora" badge!"

The future of air travel is here folks 8) 8)

Let me know which option you all prefer please, thanks

No 1 please cos it sounds no different to flying from Kent Airport

Im flying to ibiza in kent airport in june !! my parents have flown with them several times and had no problems !!!!

Just hope the wheels done fall off !! LOL

 

[N8]

Best airline EVER 8)