My horrible chavtastic neighbours from hell

puppylover

puppylover

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... have put their house up for sale!!!!!!!!!

At long F***ing last! I may finally get to enjoy my garden without

a. "Techno Techno Techno Techno!!!! Very very Hard House Classics by
DJ Shouty Bastard 9.00am on a Sunday morning
b. 3 rotties, 1 yorksh terrier yapping/growling barking constantly 24/7
c. little mini chavbastards spittling on my windows/ lobbing their football
over the garden wall and generally being little sh1ts .....

I am a very very happy puppy today..

Please please some little old couple who are a bit deaf buy the property!!!
 
Those were the wnkrs that you had all that trouble with weren't they?

Good news! Chuffed for you pups!
 
MARKB said:
Those were the wnkrs that you had all that trouble with weren't they?

Good news! Chuffed for you pups!
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... the one's that threatened to have me shot when I approached him about him chopping down all my trees when he could have just asked me to cut them back?? yes that's the chap......

God please let it be nice neighbours next time....:? :?

... the whole street was talking about it on Fri night - saying we should have a massive street party when they finally move..... wouldnt that be lovely? A whole street that gets on really well and having a bit of a mad knees up???

(But then I did have visions of them "forgetting" something and having to come back and seeing the party in full swing....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: )
 
how much is the asking price?

want me to move next door? we can knock thru and have a mother/son double house.

:lol:
 
chewie_oo7 said:
how much is the asking price?

want me to move next door? we can knock thru and have a mother/son double house.

:lol:
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Aw son - that's a lovely idea!!!! However, do you think with being kept up til all hours by your debaucherous noisy parents???:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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