Mums say the funniest things

[koppas84]

Was giving my mum a lift home from work today and was listening to Chuckie vs LMAO "Let The Bass Kick In Miami Bitch" and she came out with "Is this the kind of music you will be listening to in Ibiza? This sounds like druggy music". I replied "Yeah this is the kind of music, what do you mean druggy music". "Well, I hear people take tablets in Ibiza to this kind of music to keep them up all night. I hope you don't take them. I'll be very disappointed".



Tablets ffs.

 

[Warren D]

My mates mum was worried he was taking drugs and told him "I don´t want to come home to find you passed out on the kitchen floor with a joint in your arm"

 

[koppas84]

My mates mum was worried he was taking drugs and told him "I don´t want to come home to find you passed out on the kitchen floor with a joint in your arm"

Just makes me laugh. They act all high and mighty when it comes to drugs. I found out when I was 22 that her and my old man used to smoke spliffs in the garden when I was a young boy (they didnt smoke cigarettes) yet they try to take the moral highground when it comes to drugs. "Cannabis isn't really a drug is it compared to other stuff.." Er, yes it is mum.

 

[Emma2007]

My gran got all worked up the first time I was going to Ibiza cos she watched an episode of Ibiza Uncovered!! Tried to tell her that its like showing The Bigg Market in Newcastle and claiming all of Newcastle was like that!

 

[Warren D]

My gran got all worked up the first time I was going to Ibiza cos she watched an episode of Ibiza Uncovered!! Tried to tell her that its like showing The Bigg Market in Newcastle and claiming all of Newcastle was like that!

It isn´t?

 

[DaveyT]

It isn´t?

No it isn't. Thats like saying all of Ibiza is like the west end.