Messi Burgled during last nights game.

[coley]

I've just heard the terrible news that Lionel Messi's house was broken into during the game.... Police have made a statement that they would like to question the Man Utd midfield, as they were nowhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00.


Boom Boom

too hot for me coat. T'ala

 

[matt collins]

 

[weloveliam@space]

There have also been severe weather warnings for the north West of England today, bad flooding is expected as millions of scousers pi$$ed themselves from laughing so much !!

 

[Phil_Dicko]

Job Vacancy: Just outside the Manchester area, welder required to put roof back on open top bus.

 

[matt collins]

Actually, shouldn't laugh. We're not having a parade this year win or lose.

 

[Jam Man]

 

[coley]

Take a bow Mr Jam

Or should that be Mr Man