is there any demand for pole dancers out there?



i was wondering wot i could do for work out in Ibiza. and my friend suggested pole dancing so do u think there is any demand
Louise said:
i was wondering wot i could do for work out in Ibiza. and my friend suggested pole dancing so do u think there is any demand

Blue Rose and Secret Garden are the 2 clubs you'd need to contact.
i've just noticed that there are a few essex people on here, i feel sorry for you all, i really do! hehehe!
An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on
>the counter "I'll be back tomorrow
afternoon to pick up my dress", she says.
>"Come again?" says the clerk,
cupping his ear.
>"No" she replies. "This time
it's mayonnaise.
>Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a
>The man says "Choose from our range on
the wall."
>She says "I'll take the red one."
>The man replies "That's a fire
>An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car
crash and is trapped and bleeding.
>The paramedics soon arrive on site.
>Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going
to ask you some questions?
>Girl: OK
>Medic: What's your name?
>Girl: Sharon
>Medic: OK Sharon, is this your car?
>Sharon: Yes
>Medic: Where are you bleeding from?
>Sharon: Romford, mate.
>An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when
her car phone rang.
>It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her,
"Treacle, I just heard on the
>news that there's a car going the wrong way
on the A13. Please be careful!
>"It's not just one car!" said the
Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!"

>Another Essex girl was involved in a serious
crash; there's blood
>The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out
of the car till she's lying flat
>out on the floor.
>Medic: OK, I'm going to check if you're
>Sharon: Ok
>Medic: Ok - how many fingers am I putting up?

>Sharon: Oh my god! I'm paralysed from the
waist down!
>An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar
when the Essex girl notices
>something strange about the wellies the Irish
guy is wearing.
>She says, "Scuse me mate, I aint being
fanny or nuffink, but why doz one of
>your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva
one's got an R on it?" So the Irish
>guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness
and replies, "Well oim a little
>bit tick you see. The one with the R on it is
for me roight foot and the
>one with the L is for me left foot"
>"Cor blimey, exclaims the Essex girl,
"So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A
>on them.
WINNER!!! :lol: :lol:

If theres any justice you'll get a great reaction. Just like a duracell bunny, wind them up and just watch them go.

here's a couple more
whats the difference between an essex girl and an ironing board?
an ironing boards legs are difficult to part.

Whats the similarity between Robert Maxwell and an Essex girl?
They both go down well in Tenerife

Why did the Essex girl go halfway to Norway then turn around and come back?
It took her that long to figure out a 28 inch Viking was a TV set

ha ha very funny. u lot are so lame!!!! only messin. i bet if an true essex girl like myself was to ask one of you for a good seein to you would definately not say no!!!
So back to the original question........... IS THERE ANY DEMAND FOR POLE DANCERS IN THE WHITE ISLE??? :evil:
you could dance on my pole anytime!
(sorry, had to do it. I know that line is so old!)
I have no idea what a wellie is....who Robert Maxwell is...or what a Romford is but these jokes are hilarious!!!!

How did Essex girls get this reputation?