The most inane conversations Ive had, have to be when we're clubbing and you lose all sense of what you're talking about.
Things I've been asked from people (who shall remain nameless

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"How long have you worked for Nottingham Council for?"
"So what colour bag do you want to buy off me?"
"What porn video are we going to watch then? Didnt you say you wanted to watch porn"
"Yeah that Tony Blair, I think him and George Bush are wrong about Iraq" (said randomly whilst dancing in the middle of a club)