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[DJ Biff]

I can't remember where I've put the remote control for the telly!!!!!

Can any partypeeps out there give me some idea where it might be?

DJB

 

[%Rick]

Maybe it got lost somewhere in the couch ? Happens to me regularly

 

[McRackin]

 

[%Rick]

 

[DJ Biff]

I've tried all the usual places, in the couch, nanna's handbag, even had the dog x-rayed, but it is nowhere to be found and the channel changing situation is getting serious - especially when i'm 'tumbing and zapping'

DJB

 

[McRackin]

even had the dog x-rayed

 

[craigyt2k1]

I've tried all the usual places, in the couch, nanna's handbag, even had the dog x-rayed, but it is nowhere to be found and the channel changing situation is getting serious - especially when i'm 'tumbing and zapping'

DJB

why dont u try going for an x-ray yourself? you never know....

 

[McRackin]

why dont u try going for an x-ray yourself? you never know....

 

[redbird]

If you can't find the remote use a mop to turn the telly over - it works a treat

 

[DJ Biff]

thanks very much rb.

i tried your wonderful suggestion and only succeeded in getting the buttons all wet.

now where could my remote be?

djb

 

[NITEFLY]

maybe it got lost up your arse

 

[Boardgrrrrl]

I've got it.............

 

[klingclubber]

dropped it down the toilet?
put it in the fridge?
in the oven?
left it in your handbag

all the obscure places

 

[K]

put it in the fridge?

I do that all the time with the remote control.

 

[klingclubber]

put it in the fridge?

I do that all the time with the remote control.

you think your putting back the diet coke but DOH you loose the remote

 

[Jam Man]

By the toilet, front door or phone. Usually one of those causes you to get up with zapper in hand

 

[McRackin]

dropped it down the toilet?

 

[DJ Biff]

I never did find it.

 

[nish]

I have it.

sorry. I mistaken it for the pot noodle you were lending me.

x

 

[Pete]

I've got it

And if you ever want to see it again you have to
"pay the ransum"

Anyone got any thoughts to what the ransum should be