Friday fun: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

[Morbyd]

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/


I nearly fell of my chair laughing at some of these.

Some examples:

ROSEMARY’S BABY: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.

STAR TREK: Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.

 

[puppylover]

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.

I always KNEW there was something odd about that film....

 

[Morbyd]

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.


SCHINDLER’S LIST: Wealthy industrialist expands not-for-profit ventures.

The list goes on... some are a bit off the mark but others are brilliant

 

[Moha]

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.

 

[matt collins]

THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

SOUTHLAND TALES: Traumitized vet destroys universe.

RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

 

[NITEFLY]

17 Again

A film about a gay boy living in 1980's London at which point it was illegal to be homosexual and gay under the age of 18. Zac Effron in a tour de force shows his emotional side and displays what it was to be a gay in 1980's London. The end dance and gay orgy shows he is not afraid to break the mould.

8/10 Oscar is in the bag.

 

[matt collins]

17 Again

A film about a gay boy living in 1980's London at which point it was illegal to be homosexual and gay under the age of 18. Zac Effron in a tour de force shows his emotional side and displays what it was to be a gay in 1980's London. The end dance and gay orgy shows he is not afraid to break the mould.

8/10 Oscar is in the bag.

This actually scares me.

 

[agentundercover]

LOLITA: Man encourages step-daughter to take chances.