F****g Funny Story ....

puppylover

Active Member
.... Gingerfreak has just mailed me to tell me about his embarrassing moment last weekend in a club..... Spotlight Gold this one!!

its 5.00am, near the end of a long messy night, Ginge is getting a particularly nice shoulder massage from a particularly nice girl, he's making the right noises, conversation is difficult yet they understand each other's mindsets at this particular point in the evening.....

To prolong the massage and possibly take the evening further, Ginge asks the lady in question the following.....

"So, is this your usual haunt then?"

in his particular state, and due to the inability to move his mouth in conjunction with his brain, (we have all been there!!) what he actually said was.....




















.... wait for it - its a good one..........











"So, is you a ho then"?


..... cue end of massage and a filthy look.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Kang said:
Excellent! My coffee almost got my keyboard!!

:lol: :lol:

Its got everyone I told to's (slightly changed for work colleagues like) keyboard or screen - still chuckling 5 days later........

I can picture it like I was there...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Kang said:
The girls here are asking me what I'm laughing at - I can hardly tell them!

Its just the funniest thing I have heard in so long ........ I keep mailing him to laugh at him again, and again, and again.... 8)

Gingerfreak is King in my book now.....
 
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