Christmas office party tales -

WeLuvIbiza

Active Member
I no longer work in an office environment, consequently do not partake in this delightful pastime. I do not miss going into work having no idea who I kissed, tried to kiss, grope and canoodle with.:oops::oops: I do miss gently reminding others who they kissed, groped and canoodled with.....:twisted::twisted:


Anyone who has party tales from this year, please share with the forum:idea: :D
 

Beckiboo

Active Member
One of the stories that rocked the workplace a few years ago was a girl in my team who got caught on CCTV running through the building stark b0llock naked with a guy from IT, and shagging on her desk!

She was severely reprimanded and almost lost her job over it. Dirty b1tch! :twisted:




(No it wasn't me before the comments start!)
 

Buckley

Well-Known Member
One of the stories that rocked the workplace a few years ago was a girl in my team who got caught on CCTV running through the building stark b0llock naked with a guy from IT, and shagging on her desk!

She was severely reprimanded and almost lost her job over it. Dirty b1tch! :twisted:




(No it wasn't me before the comments start!)

Harsh! What harm was she doing?

Should be encouraged!
 

WeLuvIbiza

Active Member
One of the stories that rocked the workplace a few years ago was a girl in my team who got caught on CCTV running through the building stark b0llock naked with a guy from IT, and shagging on her desk!

She was severely reprimanded and almost lost her job over it. Dirty b1tch! :twisted:




(No it wasn't me before the comments start!)

:lol::lol::lol:


Would have been more effective 'punishment' had the CCTV footage been 'leaked' to the internet.


Can you imagine the boss giving the dressingdown;

Boss: "You was caught on camera running naked round the department before sh&gging the aris off billy from IT, have you got anything to say?"

Girl: "You want a go?"
 

Super P

New Member
I opened up a world of pain for myself at my first one a couple of weeks ago with some regrettable actions. Now, I have part two to contend with on Monday. I am a glutton for punishment but as you say, it's all part of the fun.
 

Super P

New Member
Good story... A top bod, like top top bod from the biggest employer in Britain is now banned from Christmas parties and all socials after continually being caught performing felatio on various other employees and then offering it to a fellow top bod.
 

WeLuvIbiza

Active Member
Good story... A top bod, like top top bod from the biggest employer in Britain is now banned from Christmas parties and all socials after continually being caught performing felatio on various other employees and then offering it to a fellow top bod.


:eek:

Was you a recipient of said act? :lol:
 

Robder

Active Member
Not sure there's any room for controversy in my building.

MD = brother of founder of one of the country's leading rubber/latex brands...also married to an ex porn star and dominatrix turned barrister (!) :lol:

Partner 1 = shagging aforementioned boss :eek: :lol: (wife is in on the act)

Partner 2 = shagging designer.

We've discussed having our christmas shindig in a lapdance joint. :eek:

I feel like Saff from Ab fab in there sometimes - it's just impossible to shock.

This post will self destruct in approximately 12 hours. ;)
 
Not sure there's any room for controversy in my building.

MD = brother of founder of one of the country's leading rubber/latex brands...also married to an ex porn star and dominatrix turned barrister (!) :lol:

Partner 1 = shagging aforementioned boss :eek: :lol: (wife is in on the act)

Partner 2 = shagging designer.

We've discussed having our christmas shindig in a lapdance joint. :eek:

I feel like Saff from Ab fab in there sometimes - it's just impossible to shock.

This post will self destruct in approximately 12 hours. ;)


Any jobs goin?
 

Emma_1983

Active Member
A lady in our office used to have a "way" with the men at parties and work do's or so I am told (she has calmed down now she is married) after a few drinks.

On their last day trip to Paris a few summers ago before I started she spent the whole coach journey on the way back snogging one of the young guys in the Financial Services team, apparantly they were rubbing noses and all sorts (cringe).........but previous to that earlier in the day she had tripped on the coach and "lightly" banged her head.

When teased about it on Monday as you would she completely bypassed that incident and said she couldnt remember anything as she bumped her head....tried to pass it off as concussion.

Yeah cos getting concussion makes you snog someone close to 10 years younger then you :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

Emma_1983

Active Member
The snogging on a coach is embarassing but unless the lady was 25 or somerthing, I don't see the scandal in the age difference?

Its not a scandal........they just both had long term partners and it was just funny the way she tried to say she didnt do it. When EVERYONE had seen.

I worded it wrong when I said about the age.....he was about 26 she was about 26. And they are 2 people you would not put together in a million years!
 

Buckley

Well-Known Member
Its not a scandal........they just both had long term partners and it was just funny the way she tried to say she didnt do it. When EVERYONE had seen.

I worded it wrong when I said about the age.....he was about 26 she was about 26. And they are 2 people you would not put together in a million years!

Ah I see. No mention of partners in your original post, hence my lack of comprehension.

She did well to bold it out. Must have been dying inside:lol:
 

WeLuvIbiza

Active Member
A lady in our office used to have a "way" with the men at parties and work do's or so I am told (she has calmed down now she is married) after a few drinks.

She bucks the normal trend of married women at orifice parties then! A place I worked many moons ago when only a young lad, the married women were insatiable:twisted::twisted:
 

MARKB

Active Member
I once knew "someone" who went to an xmas office party in newcastle and woke up the next day in the back of a car in brighton having apparently agreed to let the gay couple at work show him the best clubs in the country.
 
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