Bunker ticker help required...

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Robder

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Should I go traditional:

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Or shall I use this one?...I quite like the baby becuase it's dark and everso-slightly scary and sinister:

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:lol:
 
I like the baby - it signifies your progression into true grown upness now that you're living in a penthouse bunker.

and I think now a baby would be an ideal house warming present for you. I'll steal you one from the hospital next time I visit. You'd like a baby right?
 
Barbie said:
Definitely the baby :twisted: And then we can christen the new penthouse bunker with the baby t_______g____ 8O :twisted: :lol:
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I wish I hadn't thrown away poor tiny peter in a fit of rage :cry:

(can we have a game in brick lane one day where we have £5 each and we have to buy as many baby dolls as we can in half an hour from the market stalls? And then introduce them all to the t_____g____? And get sandi to bring some poo?)
 
naddyz said:
I wish I hadn't thrown away poor tiny peter in a fit of rage :cry:

(can we have a game in brick lane one day where we have £5 each and we have to buy as many baby dolls as we can in half an hour from the market stalls? And then introduce them all to the t_____g____? And get sandi to bring some poo?)
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Where have you been? We've been doing that on Brick Lane for years!
Do we have to play that game again? 8O :lol:
 
You can indeed! :D

I'm everso-slightly concerned about the departure from the traditional c__ t__ designs though. What does everyone else think?

(OMG just realise how incredibly important this issue is :roll:)
 
Robder said:
I like it too! :lol:

(But I HATE babies so I'm not sure how long I'll be able to cope with it. :x)
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you hate babies? I've always wanted a kind of timeshare kid, like 3 hrs a month or something, or maybe one month every 3 years. But full time would just be the most horrible thing in the world ever 8O

I can't believe you've already played the baby game, I missed that one :?
 
naddyz said:
you hate babies? I've always wanted a kind of timeshare kid, like 3 hrs a month or something, or maybe one month every 3 years. But full time would just be the most horrible thing in the world ever 8O

I can't believe you've already played the baby game, I missed that one :?
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I've spent many a Sunday stealing babies and kicking them around Dray Walk post SecretSundaze/Dirty Fairy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I seem to remember stealing Jordan's baby once which was our greatest feat. ;)

(I hope this forum isn't used by police intelligence :?)
 
Robder said:
I've spent many a Sunday stealing babies and kicking them around Dray Walk post SecretSundaze/Dirty Fairy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I seem to remember stealing Jordan's baby once which was our greatest feat. ;)

(I hope this forum isn't used by police intelligence :?)
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ooh, tell me all about Jordan's baby, I love her


(I was discussing yesterday with a friend whether it was illegal to have a baby, and then give it plastic surgery. We thought it would be AMAZING to create a sort of pete burns child with breasts and put it in heels and a huge wig. Surely you could find a plastic surgeon in brazil willing to do it right?)
 
naddyz said:
you hate babies? I've always wanted a kind of timeshare kid, like 3 hrs a month or something, or maybe one month every 3 years. But full time would just be the most horrible thing in the world ever 8O
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I love other people's kids. At this age, I now suddenly have quite a few friends who've procreated. It's great to play with their screaming brats for a bit but the best part is, when you get bored, you just hand them back :lol:
 
I was just about to issue an apology for this rather disturbing thread because I fear it might incite attacks against babies.

...but it seems the whole of Spotlight is jumping on the baby throwing bandwagon so everything's fine again and we're all happy. :D

More creative suggestions please! ;) :D
 
Robder said:
I was just about to issue an apology for this rather disturbing thread because I fear it might incite attacks against babies.
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I guess the big question is, would such "incitement" put you on the wrong side of UK anti-terrorism statutes? 8O
 
I've just realised I've sporting an out of date c____t________, what a c____t______ faux pas 8O :lol:

Roberta will you make me a new c___t______ please ;)
 
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