A young woman discovered her husband was having an affair. She hired a detective who found out he always helped his bit on the side do the shopping every Wednesday. So she hired a hitman to do away with them both. "My code name is Arty" he said when they met. "I want you to kill them both, however you want, and they always do their shopping on Wednesdays in Tesco's she told him. Arty said he hated infidelity and would do the deed for only £1.
Next Wednesday he did the dirty dead, strangling them both to death in Tesco's carpark.
The Headline in the newspaper next day was
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"Arty chokes two for a pound at Tesco's"
Next Wednesday he did the dirty dead, strangling them both to death in Tesco's carpark.
The Headline in the newspaper next day was
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"Arty chokes two for a pound at Tesco's"
