abi titmus text message

[miaburgess]

has anyone had one on thier phone in the last few days? my poor mum got one. we all know what parents are like with phones i remember the thread awhile ago. anyway my mum said, "i had a horrible message on my phone and it didn't even have a number with it." i asked her what it said but she didn't want to tell me! "i dont want to say it." all i got out of her was it says abi titmus _ _. i can only imagine. well i can probably guess! anyone had one? i didnt think my mum was that prudish. not that bad is it?

 

[djchewie]

nope

please share.

 

[miaburgess]

nope

please share.

no i actually don't know what it says. my mum really wouldn't tell me. bless! im gonna look in her phone later when she's not looking!

 

[nish]

nope

please share.

no i actually don't know what it says. my mum really wouldn't tell me. bless! im gonna look in her phone later when she's not looking!

So you reckon she's kept it then?

 

[miaburgess]

nope

please share.

no i actually don't know what it says. my mum really wouldn't tell me. bless! im gonna look in her phone later when she's not looking!

So you reckon she's kept it then?

i bet she's been showing all her friends at work!

 

[nish]

rock and roll

 

[djchewie]

bet its another abi home vid on phone.

 

[N8]

I used to want to abuse her until the sun came up (and all day after that) but after seeing how foul she is in her porny vid i wouldn't even touchher with Niteflys!

 

[miaburgess]

found out. i asked if she had it in her phone still but she said in a horrified tone, "no i haven't!" so i took a guess as she still wouldn't tell me. it was as i suspected abi titmus sucks something other than a refreshing ice lolly. my poor mum every time her phone beeps now she looks at it with a great deal of suspision.

 

[djchewie]

found out. i asked if she had it in her phone still but she said in a horrified tone, "no i haven't!" so i took a guess as she still wouldn't tell me. it was as i suspected abi titmus sucks something other than a refreshing ice lolly. my poor mum every time her phone beeps now she looks at it with a great deal of suspision.

lee sharpes? or john leslies?

 

[miaburgess]

found out. i asked if she had it in her phone still but she said in a horrified tone, "no i haven't!" so i took a guess as she still wouldn't tell me. it was as i suspected abi titmus sucks something other than a refreshing ice lolly. my poor mum every time her phone beeps now she looks at it with a great deal of suspision.

lee sharpes? or john leslies?

probably both. at the same time!

 

[djchewie]

shes gone way downhill is my estimation since celebrity shite island.

 

[Scoobie]

shes gone way downhill is my estimation since celebrity sh*te island.

i am puzzled by this statement as it would suggest that there was a time that you had a high estimation of her

 

[djchewie]

shes gone way downhill is my estimation since celebrity sh*te island.

i am puzzled by this statement as it would suggest that there was a time that you had a high estimation of her

i did have. she was my guiding light.